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WHORES says, "Seeing as we can only go forward or back, I suggest forward."

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Proceed forward while whistling elton john's "rocket man"

As you climb higher and higher through the cave, you see a light in a huge cavern.

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no I was refering to the munchkinhood that comes with just being any form of gamer...

quick let's steal that indestructable door by removing it from the wall.

->summon darkstar and tell him Captain Kirk's torn shirt is in said cavern. Allow him to scout ahead then let whores eat him.

Summoning Darkstar is not possible, as he already in this world, he is running from a fully armed and equipped HAB at the moment. HAB is said to be readying a division of something called the "Objective Interim Ultra-Light Repulsartank."

Your attempts to remove the indestructable door are stymied by the door's indestructible hinges.

The mysterious Brian the Fisherbear is carrying The Sacred texts of Munchikindom.

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->proceed into the cavern in an assurtive but cautious manner. Ensure hero's ego is operating at full capacity.

You walk into the cavern, noticing that you are in a forest of mushrooms, with a river running through it.

Inside the fungal forest, you cannot see the light from the opening.

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->attempt to decipher if these are magic mushrooms, if so summon 400 plastic baggies.

Some of the mushrooms are magic, some taste good, and some are poison, only Shroom Man the 777th can tell the difference.

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->proceed through mushroom forest, write down location for further experimentation.

As you proceed through the mushroom forest, you hear maniacal laughter.

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->yell out a witty joke to locate the source of the laghter.

Your joke makes everyone laugh, and you notice that the laughter is coming from closer to the light.

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At least they aren't the mushrooms from alice...

wait when did Beth get a pet catapiller, man that is the world's smallest bong that sucker is huffing on too.

->proceed towards the light, put WHORES in front of the team. Guard the back. Remind WHORES that he looks excellent today.

You find a hut at the bottom of a large waterfall. The waterfall seems to be coming from the mouth of the cave.

The laughter is coming from the hut.

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->knock on the door of the hut. Shout "immigration" and then ask if anybody has any women for sale.

Anyone have any idea where we picked up this stoner catapiller*, or what it's name is? I think it may have the munchies....

*ok obviously the giant catapiller was from somewhere in the forest of Mushrooms, but a Catapiller the size of a pet snake, whose carrying a giant catapiller sized Bong isn't exactly blending....

I'm guessing that the sucker can probably weave tie dyed clothing with his silk glands...

The caterpillar crawls up the bear's head and tells him that the great demon Berman has been slain.

The caterpillar no longer knows its name, it has been stoned since it was brought here long ago, when the cavern was blasted into the mountain to provide a way for the denizens of Ayesveeyes to reach Sadeen.

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make a note to find funnions and cheetos for our new NPC

We do have a rather impressive collection of NPCs.

If anyone else wants to take over an NPC and play it like Colin does, just let me know by PM.

We're going to pause for a day while I await permission to use someone from the board as a character.

OoC:

NPCs:
Whores (giant Griffon)
Lady Beth
Lady Mary (Beth's mom, wife of the late Sir Mary) <not with us, but she hates the protagonist)
The Soul Stealing Sword
The Male Panther Cub
The Female Panther Cub
The Stoner Catapiller
The Heroes' answer to Baldrik <Forgot the name enigma gave him>
The Dwarve Roman Empire
HAB
The late Sword of Logic (Deceased, Scuicide)
The Late Sir Mary (mortally wounded by protagonist
Undead construction workers local 666 (no longer under the control of the hero since the Twilight vampire incident, have now unionized for BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINS, and coffee breaks)

The Yosemite Bear wrote:OoC:

NPCs:
Whores (giant Griffon)
Lady Beth
Lady Mary (Beth's mom, wife of the late Sir Mary) <not with us, but she hates the protagonist)
The Soul Stealing Sword
The Male Panther Cub
The Female Panther Cub
The Stoner Catapiller
The Heroes' answer to Baldrik <Forgot the name enigma gave him>

I assume you're talking about the skeletal minion? I don't think we ever gave him a name.

The Dwarve Roman Empire
HAB
The late Sword of Logic (Deceased, Scuicide)
The Late Sir Mary (mortally wounded by protagonist
Undead construction workers local 666 (no longer under the control of the hero since the Twilight vampire incident, have now unionized for BRAAAAAAAIIIIIINS, and coffee breaks)

You mean that they don't want better pay, better working conditions, binding arbitration and Just Cause in discipline? Those posers.

EDIT: I bet they haven't even formed a PAC yet.

As for named NPC's that are available for the obvious person to pick up we have:

Lord Wong, the kind and benevolent ruler of Sadeen
The Great Leader, the Leader of the HAB
I think I referenced Shep, Stas, and Hipper as well.

As for evil forces:
Darkstar
Stewie
The Elder Evil

they are free willed Zombies and Skeletons.