StarDestroyer.Net BBS

OK, time to restart.

You hear maniacal laughter from inside the hut.

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-> knock on door, ask if they have women for sale or at least some extremely ladylike men.

*strange is good for the morale of the adventure.

Inside you see a face, just a face, laughing maniacally.

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Ask this creature his name

look for man behind screen

Behind the screen, you just see a wall well stocked with hallucinogens.

The face replies, "I had a name, once. What was it..."

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->ask if you may call him jimbo

He says, "That's cool, man."

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->ask Jimbo about darkstar and your current quest AND how much for a 1/2 oz of shrooms.

"I don't remember any of that stuff, maaan. It's been years, man. Have some shrooms, man."

He points you to a pot of magic mushrooms.

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->take some shrooms and feed them to whores to ensure they aren't poisoned.

WHORES says, "I'm the designated pilot, find another guinea pig."

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I eat fish, however I do know how to prepare food....

_>take shrooms and summon jim morrison to discuss life, the universe, and everything.

You begin discussing life, the universe, and everything with a fireplace, which you believe to be Jim Morrison.

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->ask jimbo about himself. Ask jim morrison if he has any women for sale.

*hands Lady Beth the flaming frying pan*
reload from the previous save.....

She waves off the frying pan, strings her bow, and puts an arrow through the hero's nuts.

"Cauterize the wound. We can heal him later, at the Oracle."

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->slap that bitch

You have trouble figuring out which one of the many Lady Beth's you see to slap.

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->play on whore's sympathy, ask him to scold beth in a very sarcastic manner. Bribe him with a promise of fine morsels to come.

use minor elemental magic to cauterize wound from a distance, light a fire in the fire place, use the summoning stone to get a cauldron full of water, vegitables, some of the mushrooms, summon chicken stock, magically deboned chicken, and knife of benehana +2 speed of chopping, use cutting board, and make a large stew.

WHORES is to busy laughing at you.

The stew is good.

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now that I am done with the rapid chopping I hand the +2 knife of choppy-choppy speed action over to the undead minion.

*The nameless skeleton guy that seems to play Baldrik to the heroes' Black Addar*

The minion takes the knife.

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