[GSDA] Acceptance Speeches

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-14 04:55pm

If your fic has been nominated, feel free to submit an acceptance speech. You can submit them for each category if you like, or one speech for multiple nominations. Just mail them to me and I'll include them in the ceremony (warning: I WILL correct spelling and grammar). If you choose not to I'll write them myself

EDIT: Stickyfied until the ceremony.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-01-14 04:58pm

Should we write one if we're nominated or will you contact the winners to ask them to write one?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-01-14 04:59pm

*stumbles to the podium, very drunk*

Even tho' my stuff wasn't even good enuff to get a nominashun from you faggots, I'm here to demand my just fuckin reward. Now--

HEY! Get your dirty hands offa me! HEY!

*dragged backstage and thrown out of the building*

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-14 07:34pm

2000AD wrote:Should we write one if we're nominated or will you contact the winners to ask them to write one?

The first one. I don't want to give away the winners beforehand

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-14 07:34pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:*stumbles to the podium, very drunk*

Even tho' my stuff wasn't even good enuff to get a nominashun from you faggots, I'm here to demand my just fuckin reward. Now--

HEY! Get your dirty hands offa me! HEY!

*dragged backstage and thrown out of the building*

Heheheh.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-01-14 09:57pm

Thank you for this great award. Oh, wait I wasn't even nominated. I spend hours typing for nothing. NOTHING! You brainless idiots wouldn't know a great fan fic if it came up and bit your asses. to anyone who nominated me (I must have had ONE since I honourably didn't vote for myself) you have some taste. I recomend leaving immediatly. As for the rest of you, you forgot one major fact about my work...
*exits the room for a moment*
*returns in a T-90 TANK!*

MY FANFICS FOCUSED ON VIOLENCE

*And the main gun and machine guns opened fire, splattering blood on the walls. Dalton didn't even get shot, simply crushed under the huge weight of the tank, his bones stuck to the floor in a bloody mess*

BASTARDS!

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-14 09:58pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Thank you for this great award. Oh, wait I wasn't even nominated. I spend hours typing for nothing. NOTHING! You brainless idiots wouldn't know a great fan fic if it came up and bit your asses. to anyone who nominated me (I must have had ONE since I honourably didn't vote for myself) you have some taste. I recomend leaving immediatly. As for the rest of you, you forgot one major fact about my work...
*exits the room for a moment*
*returns in a T-90 TANK!*

MY FANFICS FOCUSED ON VIOLENCE

*And the main gun and machine guns opened fire, splattering blood on the walls. Dalton didn't even get shot, simply crushed under the huge weight of the tank, his bones stuck to the floor in a bloody mess*

BASTARDS!

GAT, don't hold back tell us how you really feel...

Does it help that you are now making an appearance in a nominated fic?? Or should I just run for the hills before you mow me down?

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-01-14 10:04pm

Stravo wrote:
GAT, don't hold back tell us how you really feel...

Does it help that you are now making an appearance in a nominated fic?? Or should I just run for the hills before you mow me down?

It depends. Do I blow stuff up in later chapters.

AND DO I DIE?!

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-14 10:16pm

Now Now, that would be telling, but let us just say that you are the footsteps of doom for the Federation.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-14 10:26pm

Oh, come now Stravo, surely you can tell us if he blows shit up or not!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-01-14 10:36pm

Stravo wrote:Now Now, that would be telling, but let us just say that you are the footsteps of doom for the Federation.

Footsteps of doom. Ooh. Sounds like explosionish.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-01-15 04:59pm

All I ask is a shot of me sleeping in my chair when the nominees are read out.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-15 05:01pm

Mark S wrote:All I ask is a shot of me sleeping in my chair when the nominees are read out.

Mark, you should wear comfortable shoes for getting up and down for the number of times you'll have to go up and accept an award.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-01-15 05:08pm

Stravo wrote:Mark, you should wear comfortable shoes for getting up and down for the number of times you'll have to go up and accept an award.

I don't think you sould bother sitting down at all, Stravo.

Now, I've gotta find a Tuxedo Shop that'll cater to a 6-foot-2 assassin droid... *grumble*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-15 10:20pm

I didn't get nominated (because I didn't write anything), so I'll either having to go as the host, or the person who threatens to blow the whole place up.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-15 10:34pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I didn't get nominated (because I didn't write anything), so I'll either having to go as the host, or the person who threatens to blow the whole place up.

How does second-in-command of Security suit you?

First in command, of course, is LT.Hit-Man.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-15 10:37pm

Dalton wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I didn't get nominated (because I didn't write anything), so I'll either having to go as the host, or the person who threatens to blow the whole place up.
How does second-in-command of Security suit you?

First in command, of course, is LT.Hit-Man.

Will I get to blow up another token troll this year?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-15 10:39pm

weemadando wrote:Will I get to blow up another token troll this year?

But of course.

Perhaps I should take requests for starring roles?

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-01-15 11:31pm

I wrote a little speech here for whomever wants to use it.

*ahem*

"I rule, y'all can suck it!"

Thank you.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-15 11:59pm

Ender wrote:I wrote a little speech here for whomever wants to use it.

*ahem*

"I rule, y'all can suck it!"

Thank you.

I LIKE it

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-01-16 02:02am

Dalton wrote:
weemadando wrote:Will I get to blow up another token troll this year?
But of course.

Perhaps I should take requests for starring roles?

Yes. Oh, can I be a presenter?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-16 08:12am

Dalton wrote:Perhaps I should take requests for starring roles?

Since I'm now Assistant Maintainer, does it mean that I'm not going to be on the sidelines as usual?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-16 02:41pm

Token Trolls?

I could relese darkstar from the Dungeon if you wish.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-01-16 02:42pm

NecronLord wrote:Token Trolls?

I could relese darkstar from the Dungeon if you wish.

Is he really a token troll...is he not the One Troll to Rule them All?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-16 02:47pm

Stravo wrote:Is he really a token troll...is he not the One Troll to Rule them All?

"There is always a bigger [troll]." -Qui-Gon Jinn