sw rap question
Posted: 2003-01-23 09:09pm
anyone know the lyrics of yoda? I cannot understand the muppet.
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As you can see, its quite incomplete.It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not.
It's the dark side.
You are correct.
To all you Vader haters, we'll blow your planet up.
What does that mean, my master?
It's a disaster Skywalker will hafta ???
But if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes, He'd be a powerful ally. Another Dark Jedi...
He will join us or die.
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
We got Death Star (Death Star)
And you know we've got a Death Star.
And you know we've got a Death Star.
Luke, get your ass over here right now. Quit poking around with that damn landspeeder. Where are those two droids I told you to clean boy? They in your room?
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation.
I cleaned the droids, can I go to the the Hoshi Station? I got to lay away on the power converter, but now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf scrubber.
Luke, use the Force and run. Run to Dagobah
Luke, use the Force and run. Run to Dagobah...
Luke, use the Force and run. Run to Dagobah
Luke, use the Force and run. Run to Dagobah...
(Change scene to Dagobah)
I'm Yoda. I'm a ???. I tolda, I tolda. I thought I tolda,
Yoda, why you be a player hater? You know I still must confront Lord Vader.
But, Luke, not ready are you.
But there is a city in the clouds where they're keeping my group. A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do. So now Vader, I'm coming for you.
Ahh, that's a mighty good Gin and Tonic R2. Could you mix me another? Things are about to get ugly...
(Start Lightsaber duel)
Impressive, now release your anger. You must've sensed that your friends are in danger.
Ow, why'd you just slice off my hand!?!
It's imperative that you understand. Obi-Wan would never bother, telling you about your father.
He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Then there is something I must reveal then: I'm your father,
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
Before Luke's line, Yoda goes "You won't believe your eyes watch the X-wing rise."Exonerate wrote:(Change scene to Dagobah)
I'm Yoda. I'm a ???. I tolda, I tolda. I thought I tolda,
Yoda, why you be a player hater? You know I still must confront Lord Vader.
But, Luke, not ready are you.
But there is a city in the clouds where they're keeping my group. A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do. So now Vader, I'm coming for you.
OOOOHHHH. That makes perfect sense. I could never understand him, before.HemlockGrey wrote:Yoda's line is "I'm a playa" and Luke's line is 'There's a city in the clouds where they're holding my crew', not group.
Plus, I have another, slightly more colorful version on my HD.
Indeed.HemlockGrey wrote:After listening to it again, it might be 'I'm a sole-ja' as in 'soldier'
That made no sense, whatsoever.HemlockGrey wrote:Plus, why does Han say 'Knock 'em out the box, Luke' at the end?
Probably a boxing ring. I don't think that many gangstas sumo wrestle.Robert Treder wrote:It's a gangsta thang. I think it refers to knocking somebody out of a combat ring, as in boxing or sumo wrestling or something.