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Since I myself have never started nor in most cases parcipated in these sexualy related topics I thought I might fix that with this one

Ahem here we go
During your teen years, how many times per day on avarage did you engage in Solo sex?

That should do it :)

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I'd say it was more like once a week, IIRC.
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At least once a day, generally.
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A couple times a week, sometimes more.
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When I discoverd self love :D I started to do it once or twice a day... until I got laid the first time.
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My cycle has been constant since I first discovered teh hand at ... 12 or so. I vary between around three times a day to going a couple of weeks without at the extremes, with the average being about once every other day.
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At least once a day, sometimes two. I get blue balls if I wait more than four days, and it HURTS!!!
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at least once a day.
not that much anymore though due to uni stress.
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Varies on stress level. Sometimes twice a day, sometimes once every few weeks. I was a late bloomer, didn't meet Mr. Palm until 15.
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(prepare to be shocked)

During my teen years....




never.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:(prepare to be shocked)

During my teen years....




never.
you missed something.
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salm wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:(prepare to be shocked)

During my teen years....




never.
you missed something.
I've been making up for it ever since. ;) :twisted:
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
salm wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:(prepare to be shocked)

During my teen years....




never.
you missed something.
I've been making up for it ever since. ;) :twisted:
well, but there´s nothing like being a horny 15 year old and blowing out load after load.
on the other hand you´re a chickedie and you can do that all of you life. :)
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Usually once or twice a day in my teens. I went through a period in college where I was spanking 2-3 times a day.
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Update: I jacked off twice in a row... Good porn on Kazaa today! :mrgreen:
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Either too often or not enough...
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And now for a musical interlude...


I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me come honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I´d do anything for you
I don´t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I don´t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
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At once a day, before going to sleep. And I do it without porn. I just think of something sexy.
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On average, once a day. Allthough I once managed to get like 6 or 7 rounds in a day once a few years ago. Had a mad sore wheenie after that though. :P
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Once or twice a day
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At least twice a day.
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