I want to wear my black robes and hand out hearts....sheep hearts

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You lead a strange and interesting life. I attended a party once where one of the guys decided to show off his amazing sexual potency by licking the knot of a balloon for a couple of barmaids. Licking the knot of a balloon. I bet you've seen much stranger in your day.The Yosemite Bear wrote:Sub note, I found 2 sets of soiled panties last year, just because it's a dance, doesn't mean you have to dance that way folks....
*Gets out his bottle, starts drinking and singing incoherent drunken song*Darth Utsanomiko wrote:I want to find a cute girl to cuddle up with.![]()
It's a long shot, sure, but that's my wish and I'm sticking with it.
Why don't I get invited to these parties... with a cute Valentine... like Zaia(just kidding)Zaia wrote:Well, I'm not quite sure I want to go or not, but my friends are having a party. It was originally going to be called the "Fuck Valentine's" party but now it's evolved to the "Fuck Your Valentine" party.
As long as it doesn't evolve into "Fuck everyone's Valentine Party"Zaia wrote:Well, I'm not quite sure I want to go or not, but my friends are having a party. It was originally going to be called the "Fuck Valentine's" party but now it's evolved to the "Fuck Your Valentine" party.
Well that would be the orignial intendt of the holiday, lets hear it for Dionoysus/Bacchas.....Tsyroc wrote:As long as it doesn't evolve into "Fuck everyone's Valentine Party"Zaia wrote:Well, I'm not quite sure I want to go or not, but my friends are having a party. It was originally going to be called the "Fuck Valentine's" party but now it's evolved to the "Fuck Your Valentine" party.
All of the above...The Yosemite Bear wrote:The puke and semen from the orgy or the little bits of hand rendered condemed rapist?
I pretty much agree with that. Valentine"s Day is for kids, teenagers, and newlyweds.Lagmonster wrote:Personally, not too much. I don't care about the day one way or another, and neither does my wife. We try to toss some logs in the fireplace once in a while and have a nice dinner together at least once a week as it is. Valentine's day is, and will remain, an event for young lovers and guys who haven't figured out that some women enjoy being romanced and pampered by their men at least once in a while.
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