Battle of the Balds

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-01-31 08:13am

Just for fun.. let's think of all the characters from both universes that are bald (or balding) and compare them in terms of combat...

Who would win? What assets do each side have? Feel free to include "expanded" characters and resurrect dead characters.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-31 08:34am

Lenin crushs the entire Star-Trek bald brigade but looses to the Emperor after he balds himself

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-31 08:54am

Vader wins. No other bald sci-fi character can handle the Force Choke

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Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-31 10:06am

Isn't Palpatine bald too?

And while we are at it, why not include all the aliens which have no natural hair - including the Neimoidians, Mon Calamari, Quarren (squidheads), Hutts, Cheironians, Tholians, Species 8472 and others.

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2003-01-31 12:29pm

Admiral Ozzle versus Captain Picard!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-31 12:31pm

Kirk vs Picard?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-01-31 12:53pm

the capt. of the love boat was bald... what was his name?? anyway my vote is for him.

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2003-01-31 01:25pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:the capt. of the love boat was bald... what was his name??

Stubing (damn, I hate it when I date myself)

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-01-31 08:09pm

Darth Servo wrote:Kirk vs Picard?

Kirk wins! Kirk has Tribble Toupee of DEATH!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-01-31 08:19pm

Ki Adi mundi, Technically Yoda, MACE WINDU, vs. Picard and um.....well theres Skippy...

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-31 09:36pm

You know if we count nothing inside the head as the same thing as outside the head, then there are a certain number of Trek trolls we could add to the party.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-01-31 10:50pm

Darth Servo wrote:You know if we count nothing inside the head as the same thing as outside the head, then there are a certain number of Trek trolls we could add to the party.

I don't know, Poe's assertion that BaldStar was, well, bald, because he was concentrating on Poe's hair so much was pretty convincing, I thought...

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Isn't Palpatine bald too?

And while we are at it, why not include all the aliens which have no natural hair - including the Neimoidians, Mon Calamari, Quarren (squidheads), Hutts, Cheironians, Tholians, Species 8472 and others.

If we include Entities that have no hair, we get to throw in a massive number of random entities, so let's keep this to named characters, mkay?

Throws out the massive number of Protoss heros, some of which also happen to be in aircraft, exosuits, and power armor.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-01-31 11:05pm

Ted C wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:the capt. of the love boat was bald... what was his name??
Stubing (damn, I hate it when I date myself)

Well, it's not like anyone else would date you.

Darth Bane was bald, as was Maul.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-01-31 11:06pm

Singuler Quartet wrote:Throws out the massive number of Protoss heros, some of which also happen to be in aircraft, exosuits, and power armor.

And who also happen to have some kind of hair like thing growing out of their skulls.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-31 11:09pm

Ender wrote:
Singuler Quartet wrote:Throws out the massive number of Protoss heros, some of which also happen to be in aircraft, exosuits, and power armor.
And who also happen to have some kind of hair like thing growing out of their skulls.

Well, that brings us to how exactly do you define "bald" Picard and Mace are certainly in. Is the hair around the sides but none on top still bald or just
[Princess Bride]
mostly bald
[/Princess Bride]

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-01 04:46am

The Talosians were bald

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-02-01 02:18pm

Or better yet, the battle of the bald vs. harry engineers. Scotty vs. Chewie would be pretty interesting. 'Captian, I cannot take mutch more!!"

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-02-02 01:23pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:Or better yet, the battle of the bald vs. harry engineers. Scotty vs. Chewie would be pretty interesting. 'Captian, I cannot take mutch more!!"

No, that would be fat engineers versus hairy engineers.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-02-02 03:23pm

True. How about Sisko vs. Picard for a bald vs. bald

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-02-02 04:44pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:True. How about Sisko vs. Picard for a bald vs. bald

Baldy kicks baldy's ass. I mean, how hard was that?

Rhoades · Post by **Rhoades** » 2003-02-02 04:54pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:Or better yet, the battle of the bald vs. harry engineers. Scotty vs. Chewie would be pretty interesting. 'Captian, I cannot take mutch more!!"

[perverted intuendo] Ewww! That's a disturbing image [/perverted intuendo]

I'm done.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-03 07:36am

Sisko would own Picards ass. While Picard is trying to come to a peaceful solution Sisko launches a full spread of Q-Torps down his throat. Dead Bald Frog. Add in that Sisko doesn't really like Picard and blames him for the death of his 1st wife.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-07-02 11:17pm

After seeing Q in "Voyager" I can see his hairline receding, I think he wants to get in on the action...

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-07-03 05:48am

ARRGHHH!!!!
Thread necromancy!

Bad Kurgan, bad!