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SANTA RAMPAGE!

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50 Drunk Santas rampage through Cinema

It appears that our worst fears are comming true, Internet Insanity is indeed seeping into the real world. Emperor Help us all.

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Post by CaptainChewbacca »

This looks like the work of the Tick's arch enemy;

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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

I have visions of millions of black boots, marching in lock-step. Red and white-striped canes thrust into the air in unison, held by gloved hands. And the chanting, echoing off the buildings, permeating the walls, infecting my troubled sleep:

"Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho!"

The revolution is coming, and it shall not be pretty.
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

I found a real gem in that article:
Her children, Gabriella, 6, and Jackson, 7, had been confused by the incident.

She said: “They asked me, ’Are they Santa’s helpers gone crazy?’ and I said ‘No, they are just idiots.’"
Kudos to the mother for simple, blunt honesty right there.
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I'm guessing these are going to be the same dicks that decided to get together have a riot a little while back, thinking it would be a hoot.

Looks as though they were in and out before the cops showed, a pity, seeing a pack of morons dressed as Santas getting their dumb arses tasered and dragged into a cell would have made my year.
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