I'm writing an Unnamed Porno Fanfic fanfic set in the AU created by Darth Fanboy, which had Anakin defeating Obi-Wan at Mustafar. The story is set in the same time as the original trilogy, decades after Anakin killed Palpatine, implicated... someone else... in the murder, and named himself Emperor. It stars Crown Prince Luke, Duke of the Outer Rim, a.k.a. Darth Solidus, Dark Lord of the Sith. (If you're curious, Vader has transformed the Sith Order into a family affair; Princess Leia is Darth Fortune. The Sith names are from the 'Metal Gear Solid' games.)
I need help in setting up the story universe. I intend to give Luke command of a Tarkin class battlestation, but I can't decide whether to give Luke an X-Wing, a TIE Advanced x1, or an original design that's been wanked to hell and back. I also intend to give him command of sabertroopers and vipertroopers, clonetroopers from my 'Berserker's Guide...' stories-- available here and here-- who often play poker against each other to see who'd be the first to bear Luke's child.
The story will also serve to vent my frustrations towards certain EU characters, e.g., Kyp Durron. Anyone other EU characters you want to see die a painful, horrible death?
'Scars of Mustafar' timeline to the OT era
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'Scars of Mustafar' timeline to the OT era
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.
Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.
They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.
They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Wanked to hell. Make it a Missle boat variation with quad linked lasers and a powerplant more suitable for a light frigate and a pair of engines so big it wqould make an A Wing blush. Add in hyperdrive, shields, and a tractor beam along with a 500,000 song MP3 player.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
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"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
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EDIT: I think I'll have Anakin claim the Hutts, angry at the loss of profits from his abolishing the slave trade, sent someone to assassinate Palpatine. Nal Hutta gets used to demonstrate the superweapon's power.
By the way, what should I name the superweapon? Tarkin can't be used because his role is too small in the story universe. I'm considering naming the superweapon "Purifier."
By the way, what should I name the superweapon? Tarkin can't be used because his role is too small in the story universe. I'm considering naming the superweapon "Purifier."
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.
Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.
They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.
They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Darth Fanboy
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The BATTLE OPERATIONS NEUTRALIZING ENERGY RAYGUN. A.k.a "BONER".
Addendum: And you do know that eventually when I get back from my Naval training i'll be finishing not only Scars of Mustafar, but actually working on the OT-era stories right
I like reading your stories though, and I will eagerly read this fic when it gets posted.
Addendum: And you do know that eventually when I get back from my Naval training i'll be finishing not only Scars of Mustafar, but actually working on the OT-era stories right
I like reading your stories though, and I will eagerly read this fic when it gets posted."If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.