'Dude! You're getting a cell'

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-02-10 01:27pm

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html

good, now maybe this annoying shit will go away.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-10 01:30pm

Heh, nice to see you read the article. He was charged with a misdemeanor.

Regarding the issue: well, he wasn't nicknamed "Stoner Steve" for nothing.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-02-10 02:03pm

Finally, that guy was getting piss annoying.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-02-10 02:12pm

And if they convict him, may the judge please refrain from ending it with: "Dude, you're going to Jail!"

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-10 05:12pm

I'm not in the least bit suprised.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-10 05:17pm

Arg he annoys me so much. Now that this is out maybe Dell will cease running the commercials.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 05:29pm

I so called this.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-10 05:31pm

yeah yeah Cyril whatever. I actually expected the guy to die in a drive by shooting.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-10 06:09pm

Would his last words be "dude*cough*...I'm going to hell."

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-10 06:21pm

muhahahahaha thats freakin funny!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-02-10 06:45pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote: Would his last words be "dude*cough*...I'm going to hell."

LOL, that is a really good one. I bet you it's probably what he'd say, too, just to piss off the drive-byers

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-10 09:30pm

Dude I could only afford this thanks to Dell....

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-11 05:27pm

This kid knew there wasn't any other way ot stay in the spotlight, other than waiting a few years and going on Celbrity Boxing or something like that.

I feel sorry for his cellmate, having to spend all day with someone that annoying. And in jail, he'll probably have a mnental breakdown and say "Dude, you're getting a Dell" over and over again.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-11 05:32pm

"Dude, it wasn't mine! I was holding it for Ellen Feiss."

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-11 07:57pm

Durandal wrote:"Dude, it wasn't mine! I was holding it for Ellen Feiss."

LOL

Probably not, though. I bet Feiss does crack, not MJ. She's just that much dumber than the Dell Dude.

ReinnResauq · Post by **ReinnResauq** » 2003-02-11 09:21pm

Ok, can this be the last of the "Dude...you're..." lines? *Drumroll* Dude, you're getting ridden bareback.

Tah Dah!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-12 12:06am

Robert Treder wrote:
Durandal wrote:"Dude, it wasn't mine! I was holding it for Ellen Feiss."
LOL

Probably not, though. I bet Feiss does crack, not MJ. She's just that much dumber than the Dell Dude.

I'd have to say Steven is by far the more annoying one. Feiss you can laugh a little at. Steven you just cringe at.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-02-12 12:47am

"Dude, you've been arrested for a victimless crime!" Har dee har har.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-02-12 12:56am

I actually dislike the Dell guy's brother more or at least as much as him.
"SUHWEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" GOD, I hate it when it's said like that!