The Vagina Carrot...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-02-10 08:44pm

Proving once again that you can truly find anything on ebay, I present to you the carrot with a vagina. Also note the obscene price that the bidding has gone up to.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-02-10 08:46pm

*fapfapfap*

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 08:47pm

I'd just love to see the bidder refuse to buy it, and then be sued for millions.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-02-10 08:51pm

The guy who`s selling this is a moron and the buyers are fooling around with him.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-10 08:52pm

Too bad this will be yanked for having too high a price. Be nice if EBay would instead hold assholes like that to the bids they make.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-02-10 09:00pm

Current bid: US $99,999,999.00

Yikes.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-10 09:08pm

I think it's all a gag. The seller puts it up as a gag, and the buyers bid on it knowing it's a gag.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-10 09:09pm

Wow, a vegetable that swings both ways.

You know, Ebay charges a percentage of final bid fee to the seller....

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-10 09:09pm

And then the buyer holds the bidder to his bid, thus royally screwing over the bidder.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-10 09:43pm

You gotta wonder about the age of the seller. Especially since he only BELIEVES it to be life-sized. No real idea then.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-02-10 09:45pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I'd just love to see the bidder refuse to buy it, and then be sued for millions.

Naw, he'll just lose that screenname on ebay.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-02-10 09:46pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I think it's all a gag. The seller puts it up as a gag, and the buyers bid on it knowing it's a gag.

I wouldn't believe that if the seller said

OK this auction has obviously gone completely out of control. Obviously many of the bids are apparently a joke. Please remember winning bidder will have to comply with any and all eaby rules. If you are not a serious bidder please retract your bid ASAP. Any legitimate bid that goes over $100,000 I will personally deliver the carrot.

I think the seller's for real and not the buyers heh. LoL

Cyaround,
Jason

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-10 09:48pm

hehe I can just imagine what he's been doing with it.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-02-10 10:03pm

As Sonnenburg mentioned, it's a 2-way carrot. He can fuck the carrot, or he can use the carrot to fuck himself in the ass.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-02-10 10:31pm

I would also like to add that The Vagina Carrot makes a great name for a feminist band.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-11 12:42am

AHehahEHaHehaHAHhAHEHa...

Stupid Carrot-Selling Dispshit wrote:This carrot is totally bizarre dug it up last week could not believe my eyes a carrot with a vagina. It is approximately six inches long. I believe to be life size.

ROTFL!!!!!!

BTW, that's the scariest fucking vagina I've ever seen in my life... Eww.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-11 12:45am

Now, the question becomes: How was this found in the first place?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-11 12:49am

XaLEv wrote:Now, the question becomes: How was this found in the first place?

Yes. Aerius, what were you looking for on eBay when you came across this?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-11 12:54am

I think the veggie fetish has turned to the male side now....

Holy fuck, one ugly 'gina there, carrot top.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-11 01:07am

Sonnenburg wrote:I would also like to add that The Vagina Carrot makes a great name for a feminist band.

Duly noted.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-11 01:10am

David wrote:hehe I can just imagine what he's been doing with it.

"comes with free salad dressing!"

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-11 01:22am

Zaia wrote:

BTW, that's the scariest fucking vagina I've ever seen in my life... Eww.

No shit. Do you have ANY idea what sights like that do to the mind of a homosexual???

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-02-11 01:27am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Zaia wrote:

BTW, that's the scariest fucking vagina I've ever seen in my life... Eww.
No shit. Do you have ANY idea what sights like that do to the mind of a homosexual???

Um, I'm hetero, and that's not doing anything good for me, either.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-02-11 10:48am

neoolong wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Now, the question becomes: How was this found in the first place?
Yes. Aerius, what were you looking for on eBay when you came across this?

I blame the weirdos over at the Head-fi forums for bringing this perversion to my attention. See Here.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-11 05:06pm

Seriously, who would spend a fortune on a carrot with a vagina? Why not look at an actual one?