Best Line or Quote

Caleb Skywalker · Post by **Caleb Skywalker** » 2003-02-12 04:32pm

What's the best line you've ever heard that really made you laugh or go
hmmmmmmm...or go hmmmmmmm while you were laughing?

For religious people --- I have seen few of the bumper stickers about Jesus and God. I am very religious but could not help but laugh.

*Jesus is my Co-Pilot but he's drunk too!
Jesus was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him to survive.

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-12 04:39pm

Vinnie Jones at the end of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells -

"It's been emotional!"

The classic Schwarzenegger -

"I'll be back!"

From the Matrix -

"Please place all metallic items on the tray.."

Spielberg Himself in Goldmember -

"Well my little friend here thinks it's just fine the way it is!"

Dr Evil -

"One millliiioooonnnn dollars!"

Pulp Fiction -

"Royale with cheese"

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-12 04:59pm

Check my sig.

And your poll has zero to do with the Header for this thread.

Caleb Skywalker · Post by **Caleb Skywalker** » 2003-02-12 05:19pm

My poll has Zero to do with the header? WOW.....

You didn't really figure that one out on your own did you?

Well, uh, thank you?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-12 05:21pm

Funny, I say check my sig too....

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-12 05:24pm

I'd vote in the poll, but I don't worship any of those people.

"I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD"
IG-88E

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-12 05:27pm

See sig. Pure evil man. Too bad he is such a wuss.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-02-12 05:32pm

[loud off key tom jones voice]
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL, TO BE LOVED BY ANYOOOOONE!
[/loud off key tom jones voice]

well? isn't anyone gonna throw panties at me?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-12 05:41pm

I can't believe you didn't include Cthluthu or however the hell you spell it in the worshipping poll. You might get torn apart for such an oversight... Better watch your back, dude.

And I might have thrown my panties if I had been wearing any.... J/K! *grin*

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-12 05:43pm

Caleb Skywalker wrote:My poll has Zero to do with the header? WOW.....

You didn't really figure that one out on your own did you?

Well most people with a working brain cell would have created a seperate thread for their completely unrelated poll. Handily you don't have to worry about such things, as in your case working brain cells are obviously in short supply if not completely missing.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-02-12 05:47pm

thanks for the visual zaia

Caleb Skywalker · Post by **Caleb Skywalker** » 2003-02-12 05:48pm

Well most people with a working brain cell would have created a seperate thread for their completely unrelated poll. Handily you don't have to worry about such things, as in your case working brain cells are obviously in short supply if not completely missing.

ummm..you went through all of this to call me stupid?

When I think of how s-s-smart you must be--- I have to SMILE.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-12 05:49pm

Zaia wrote:I can't believe you didn't include Cluthu or however the hell you spell it in the worshipping poll. You might get torn apart for such an oversight... Better watch your back, dude.

Yep, Worshippers of the Old Ones can be a viscious, if slightly insane bunch.

Zaia Wrote :
And I might have thrown my panties if I had been wearing any.... J/K! *grin*

Yeah, he should have specified G-strings.*evil grin*

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-12 05:51pm

Caleb, people around here have made an art form out of insults. To simply call you a malodorous pervert would have been taking the easy way out, hence the length of the comment.

Besides, Rob had a point. The poll is supposed to be related to the thread... However, conformity can be rather droll.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-12 05:54pm

Caleb Skywalker wrote:
Well most people with a working brain cell would have created a seperate thread for their completely unrelated poll. Handily you don't have to worry about such things, as in your case working brain cells are obviously in short supply if not completely missing.
ummm..you went through all of this to call me stupid?

When I think of how s-s-smart you must be--- I have to SMILE.

I'm not the idiot who couldn't figure out the basic premise of matching the poll to the subject.

Caleb Skywalker · Post by **Caleb Skywalker** » 2003-02-12 05:57pm

so now you're calling me an idiot?

you presume too much asshole--it's not that I couldn't figure it out, I just did what I wanted... or are you too fucking inbred too understand that?

Rob, already I can tell by the short interaction that we have had, you're mom's dick must be bigger than yours.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-02-12 06:04pm

Caleb, didn't you notice the "No flame Wars here, please" sign?

Those insults were uncalled for, but I'm not fighting the battle for Rob (he's very good at that).

However, this thread is one small step away from visiting the HOS.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-12 06:09pm

Caleb Skywalker wrote:so now you're calling me an idiot?

Make your mind up, was I calling you one earlier or just now. Gosh that lack of short term memory is really a fucker for you, huh?

Caleb Skywalker wrote: you presume too much asshole

I don't presume anything, I'm simply stating the truth, people with working brain cells know to match the poll to the subject. I'll understand if you need to lay down for a while to get your head around the concept.

Caleb Skywalker wrote:--it's not that I couldn't figure it out, I just did what I wanted...

You wanted to show everyone you can't think properly? Ok, thanks for showing us, most people try to hide their idiocy but you wear it like a badge and defend it like a retard. Yay for you.

Caleb Skywalker wrote: or are you too fucking inbred too understand that?

Just because you can point to inbreeding as the cause of your problems, doesn't mean you should assume others are the same.

Caleb Skywalker wrote:Rob, already I can tell by the short interaction that we have had, you're mom's dick must be bigger than yours.

Gosh, that really hurt my feelings. No, wait, it didn't. That's the best you can do? Silly question, as lame and pathetic as it is, it still obviously exceeds your best by quite some margin. Care to try again and maybe steal from someone that can come up with something with bite this time?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-12 06:14pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:Caleb, didn't you notice the "No flame Wars here, please" sign?

Those insults were uncalled for, but I'm not fighting the battle for Rob (he's very good at that).

However, this thread is one small step away from visiting the HOS.

Not a flame War, more a make fun of the idiot. Seroiusly, look at his idea of an insult

. I can play with this guy all day and never have to use a harsh word. I haven't had to use even a small flame yet, and by his displayed abilities so far I doubt I ever will, he's a distraction.

Having said that, I've made my point, if th mods want me to stop, I'll stop.

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-13 11:08am

CmdrSweevo - "I'm not drunk, I know my limits!" (then insert sounds of the Cmdr chugging up on a bush and his shoes)

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-13 11:29am

Darth Yoshi wrote:I'd vote in the poll, but I don't worship any of those people.

"I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD"
IG-88E

LOL--That's a good one, Yosh. But, wait--from your first statement to the quote, it almost looks like Iggy is the one you worship!

Oy, what a thought....

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-02-13 11:36am

"There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Almost inevitably some part of him is aware that they are myths and that he believes them only because they are comforting. But he dares not face this thought! Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not rational, he becomes furious when they are disputed."
-- Bertrand Russell

"You cannot be both sane and well educated and disbelieve in evolution. The evidence is so strong that any sane, educated person has got to believe in evolution."
-- Richard Dawkins

"It is absolutely safe to say that, if you meet somebody who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane (or wicked, but I'd rather not consider that)."
-- Richard Dawkins

I love giving those Richard Dawkings quotes to creationists.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-13 12:00pm

Zaia wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:I'd vote in the poll, but I don't worship any of those people.

"I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD"
IG-88E
LOL--That's a good one, Yosh. But, wait--from your first statement to the quote, it almost looks like Iggy is the one you worship!

Oy, what a thought....

MUWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

BOW TO ME, PUNY ONES!

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2003-02-13 12:03pm

IG-88E wrote:MUWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

BOW TO ME, PUNY ONES!

I know where you live, Iggy.

"You can't spell 'happiness' without 'penis'." = a rather mixed-up friend of mine.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-13 12:09pm

Zaku-chan wrote:
IG-88E wrote:MUWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

BOW TO ME, PUNY ONES!
I know where you live, Iggy.

"You can't spell 'happiness' without 'penis'." = a rather mixed-up friend of mine.

Well he's correct in an Anagram sense... mind you with that logic you can't spell 'Happiness' without 'saps'.

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