Vader Toaster

[Xisiqomelir]

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If there's something every Sith Lord knows how to do it's make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.

[Samuel]

Wait- Star Wars has bread and Vader can eat solid food?

This changes everything!

[charlemagne]

Would be funnier if it would look like Vader's helmet or something. Hello Kitty can make toasters that look like Hello Kitty, not just slap the brand name on.

[Marcus Aurelius]

Wait- Star Wars has bread and Vader can eat solid food?

This changes everything!

Who says he eats the toast? My theory is that he uses it while watching the RHPS with his friends. Which brings us to the question of what kind of underwear Vader uses...?

[Havok]

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I must have that.

[Darth Tanner]

$55 for a two slice toaster!!!!!

And it doesn’t even look like Darth Vader that much, what’s up with his jaw, it looks like he's got mandibles and a twirly moustache.

[Palantas]

And it doesn’t even look like Darth Vader that much, what’s up with his jaw, it looks like he's got mandibles and a twirly moustache.

I think that's supposed to be his neck below his...uh, "breathing triangle." Come on, I think that looks plenty like Darth Vader. You could give anyone at a restaurant a slice, and I'm sure they'd ask, "Why the fuck is Darth Vader on my toast?"

[RedImperator]

Hmm...yeah...not a lot of potential for discussing Star Wars here. Let's take a trip to...oh, how about Off Topic?

[Kurgan]

The real question is where this fits into the alphabetical canon schema.

I'm guessing "B-canon" (breakfast canon).