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Post by Bug-Eyed Earl »

This was posted at another board I go to:

Got this off a forwarded email...


"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight
accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south
she would take them to the groomers and have what is
called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of
the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken
off (becausen it gets matted or snarled.
When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the
cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she
took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when
she heard the price as it was twice as much as
it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer
that he understood what a line cut was and he said
"yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems
her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and
this is how her cat was returned to her.
(see PHOTOS) She cried for a week...but not as much as
the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed
all the fur it had."
Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat..
Priceless!


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LOLOLOLOLROTFLMFAOBITCMAHOKMAHOKLOL!!!
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OMG that is just too fucking funny! ROFLMMFGDQPAO!!
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Bug-Eyed Earl wrote: *SNIP*
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat..
Priceless!
That feline does appear to be irritated.
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Oh. God.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That poor kitty...
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!

Kill the pic! Kill the pic! Its toooo biiiiig!


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:lol: that is one pissed off kitty!
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That enough people would want to do that to their cats for it to have a specific name is disgusting!
Why would anyone who claims to like cats want to be so cruel?
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That is just bad man, and in November, too!
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My god, that cat's head looks huge without any fur on its body. :o
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Looks like I got here too late for the "Lol" posts, but I still have something incoherant to say...

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Awww... poor kitty...

It's head and feet look so big without all of the fur on the rest of the body.

I'd never let that happen to my cat.
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If I did that to my two cats, they would team up and assassinate me in my sleep.
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Post by ReinnResauq »

That is a real pic...in fact, it's an actual style for cats. The one kind of pet cut that's worse than a poodle cut.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/lioncut.asp

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If I did that to my cat, I'd have a repeat of The Cat Incident, with no hope for survival...
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I've never seen a cat that looked that angry. The owner probably has a few teeth marks in her hand.
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ROFL! Bugger me thats good!
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The moral of the story: if you have an accent, your pets will get weird haircuts.

Also, I would like to say that that thing is DAMN freaky-looking.
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Those pictures have been circulating on the internet for so long, it's not even funny.

*yawn*
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HemlockGrey wrote:If I did that to my cat, I'd have a repeat of The Cat Incident, with no hope for survival...
No hope for the survival of your genes anyway.
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jegs2 wrote:
Bug-Eyed Earl wrote: *SNIP*
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat..
Priceless!
That feline does appear to be irritated.
Irritated isn't a strong enough word for that cat.
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How do they get the cat to hold STILL for that kind of cut? BTW IRL I was asked by my mother once to hold our cat so she could ...vacume the dandruff off her......I got a good four inch scratch for my troubles
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Gut...busted...laughing...to hard...

Can't...breathe....vision tunneling...

At least...the last thing...I saw...

Was that....

*dies of laughter*
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