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Seeing as lots of people on SDN now have HoI, perhaps we could
set up a multiplayer match one night?

I'll take germany

Soviet Union is mine.

Since I don't care to be hung with my own living guts, I'll sit the first game out. I still need practice.

By the way, Shep, you lousy bastard, thanks to that fucking game I was up until 6:30 in the damn morning yesterday and I had to shovel snow for two and half hours at 8. On the other hand, the mighty Brazilian Empire now rules 2/3 of South America, has annexed Mexico, beat the United States in a war (they cried like a bunch of sissies when I captured the Panama Canal after a blitzkreig through Colombia from Brazilian-controlled Venezuela), drove the Europeans out of the Western Hemisphere, turned Liberia into a colony and is about one battle away from annexing South Africa as a base for creating a colonial empire in Sub-Saharan Africa, has a small, but growing nuclear arsenal to prevent the United States from trying to reestablish itself as the only major power in the Americas, and is laying the groundwork for a campaign to make Canada a Brazilian puppet. Hail Brazalia!

RedImperator wrote:By the way, Shep, you lousy bastard, thanks to that fucking game I was up until 6:30 in the damn morning yesterday and I had to shovel snow for two and half hours at 8. On the other hand, the mighty Brazilian Empire now rules 2/3 of South America, has annexed Mexico, beat the United States in a war

. . . .

Hail Brazalia!

Heh. And I just confine myself with making Germany Win World War II.

So far I've smashed France, crushed England in a 20 division invasion,
and have couped the governments of Norway, Sweeden,
Belgium, Luxembourg, and the Netherlands, turning them into
proper National Socialist bastions......

I am developing rocketry technology and soon the world shall
tremble under german rule......MWHAHAHHAHHAH......oops sorry

HoI?

and where does one get it?

Oh and...

Shep + Nazis + The Bomb = BANG...

Don't you know

Congress will find out about computer wargames, and Ass-croft will ban them as "Axis of Evil" training simulators.

the board game risk will be banned too.
So will Pinky and the Brain

That does it, all of us armchair stratagists must UNITE, and Take over the world, so we can use it for our great battles, over and over again....

Meanwhile, the Department of Defense comes out with their own strategy game, Imperium Americana...

Bush declares "Tiberium" eradication program as part of War on Terror.

Aides wonder if they should tell the PoUS that "Tiberium" really doesn't exist.

MKSheppard wrote:

RedImperator wrote:By the way, Shep, you lousy bastard, thanks to that fucking game I was up until 6:30 in the damn morning yesterday and I had to shovel snow for two and half hours at 8. On the other hand, the mighty Brazilian Empire now rules 2/3 of South America, has annexed Mexico, beat the United States in a war

. . . .

Hail Brazalia!

Heh. And I just confine myself with making Germany Win World War II.

So far I've smashed France, crushed England in a 20 division invasion,
and have couped the governments of Norway, Sweeden,
Belgium, Luxembourg, and the Netherlands, turning them into
proper National Socialist bastions......

I am developing rocketry technology and soon the world shall
tremble under german rule......MWHAHAHHAHHAH......oops sorry

They did win in my alternate universe. With the United States and Britain distracted in the western hemisphere, Germany beat the stuffing out of the Soviet Union and achieved The Bitter Peace by May, 1943. I wish the game continued into the 50's and 60's. A Brazil-Germany cold war would be interesting...

I played US, researched like hell. Then I declared on Canada and South America, followed by a massive invasion of Africa...

Exonerate wrote:I played US, researched like hell. Then I declared on Canada and South America, followed by a massive invasion of Africa...

All hail The United States of America, empire of the melting pot!

I haven't got HOI, though I may think about it. I played EUII, and drowned myself in blood, tears, toil, and sweat figuring out how to win it, my sole purpose being to take Byzantium back up to Justinian's Empire. I'm just not good at this type of game

I'll take, uhm, Canada, since the US and Germany are both taken.

When HoI actually appears on shelves in Tassie I'll be up for it. or when I can find the fucking thing on kazaa in the meantime

NF_Utvol wrote:I'll take, uhm, Canada, since the US and Germany are both taken.

OI!

Canada is MINE!

HEHEHEHE all bow down to Uber Kanada:

Canada includes, USA, France, Italy, Germny, Sweden, Torkey, Austria, Greece, Bulgaria, Romania, Hungary, Germany, Slovakia, European Soviet Union, India, Siam, Japan, Mexico, Argentina, Uruguay, Panama, Honduras, Finland, and probably a few others.

Actually, I called it first...

what is this game? I must have it.

NF_Utvol wrote:Actually, I called it first...

But, you aren't Canadian, and nationals get first pick of their own country first.

But I'll take the UK then.

BWAHAHAHAH

If and when I get it the might of Australia shall be revealed to all.

Ted wrote: But I'll take the UK then.

BWAHAHAHAH

*invades the UK with Operation SEALION complemented by
v-2 barriages*

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Bush declares "Tiberium" eradication program as part of War on Terror.

Aides wonder if they should tell the PoUS that "Tiberium" really doesn't exist.

We cant take that chance.

I claim the great nation of fascist communism known as HAB. HAB tanks dismount Bolo's for close quarters fighting and our MLRS units use Saturn V's. I, The Great Leader, now proclaimed myself god emperor of the earth, adding it to my empire of all life.

MKSheppard wrote:

Ted wrote: But I'll take the UK then.
BWAHAHAHAH

*invades the UK with Operation SEALION complemented by
v-2 barriages*

V2 barrages?

By that time, I'll have enough fortifications so that only one div in each province could defend it perfectly.

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whats the game? I mean, really.

MKSheppard wrote:

Ted wrote: But I'll take the UK then.

BWAHAHAHAH

*invades the UK with Operation SEALION complemented by
v-2 barriages*

Wait, why do we need the game again. A good TGOD is about as realistic.

*Steals Northern Ireland with a blimp and uses it to fill a giant sandbag*

Enforcer Talen wrote:-poke-

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whats the game? I mean, really.

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