An email reply from a creationist I have taken to debating over quicker mediums than the slow ass forum that was previously mentioned.
I almost killed myself laughing (no really, I did, I nearly fell of the chair into the patio window door!).
okay, this is the thing. evolution means 'the historical development of a biological group (as a race or species)' as said in a webster's dictionary i found. and 'species' means 'an individual or kind belonging to a biological' group. in other words, a group/species is a whole, and if one changes, they all do. also, when arostotle, or whoever came up with evolution, was on his deathbed, he ADMITTED that it was all wrong and that he just MADE IT UP!!! so.....
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What a moron. Does he even realize that Aristotle.... well, never mind. I can't even think of words to describe it. Mind you, it's not as bad as DarkStar, but then, what is?
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I've dumb things, I've seen dumber things, but that one just takes the biscuit, spits on it then buries it in a whole.
does he know anything about history (we all know that aristotle lived for 2000 years don't we).
my brain needs to heal after seeing that
Ummm... why did he show those definitions and at the end he says some bullshit that never really happened and he even got the name wrong!
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Sound I made after reading that through the second time
Arostatle?
Wow....
I guess the only thing worse would be.. wait whos that, OH NO! ITS!
AL Gore: Hello young Americans I just wanted to stop by and tell everyone to Vote for me and oh I came up with the idea for Evolution, Yep me and Darwin where talking one day and I told him my idea, course I never got credit for it but thats ok, Besides I also invinted Creationism, Yep the whole and he made the animals from the dirt stuff, all my idea, Heh you could say I nearly wrote that whole book!, Well anyway I have to be off, Vote for Gore 2004!
Was that who I thought it was?
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"If theory and reality diverges, change reality." - Josef Stalin
Of course, even if a bunch of monkeys set in front of the typewriter (no offense, Dave) and gave us the theory of evolution, it would still be a valid theory...
"Intellectual rigor annoys people because it interferes with the pleasure they derive from allowing their wishes to be the fathers of their thoughts." - George F. Will
"If theory and reality diverges, change reality." - Josef Stalin
Those people should be exiled to a small island. Given a single bible, which is conveniently put at the very bottom of the active volcano. Then fly around in a helicopter telling them that "This is god, retrieve my book and get into heaven without a catch"
This of course makes them all leap into the active volcano.
BUT, if some of them are smart enough to NOT jump in their lives are sparred and will return to civilization.
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