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Star Destroyer.net with Star Destroyers (RAR!)
In this thread, Q picks up every non banned established member of SD.net and says that he is taking us (and up to twenty friends and family if so we desire) to the Star Wars universe as of right after the Destruction of the Second Death Star, where a minor empire with about twenty five systems with habitable planets exists on the Outer Rim, and we are the Lord Admirals that rule over it, with each out own fleets and the full force of soldiers and fighters to go with it.
What fleet Q gives you is based around postcount and status, it goes as such.
50 to 1,000 Posts or with a Negative Custom Title
-One Imperial-class Star Destroyer
-Three Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-Twenty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Commadore
1,000 to 2,500 posts
-Three Imperial-class Star Destroyers
-Nine Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-Fourty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Rear Admiral
2,500 to 7,500 posts
-Six Imperial-class Star Destroyers
-Eighteen Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-One hundred twenty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Admiral
7,500 to 15,000 posts (minimum for Moderators)
-Twelve Imperial-class ISDs
-Thirty Six Acclamator-class transports
-Two hundred Fourty Lancer Frigates
-The rank of High Admiral
15,000+ (minimum for Supermods and Admins)
-Thirty Six Imperial class ISDs
-One Hundred Eight Acclamator-class Transports
-Four Hundred Eighty Lancer Friagtes
OR
-One Executor-class Super Star Destroyer
-Two Imperial-class ISDs
-One Hundred Lancer Friagtes
And the rank of Lord Admiral
The Planets themselves under our command are habitable and rather nice places to live, with farms and nice villas with staffs of Droids to serve as personnal attendants for each of us. Each of them has a heavy network of orbital scaffolds in orbit for repair and matinance. They also each have a cloneworks with Ysalamir colonies inside, able to produce 1,000,000 clones a month. Your soldiers and fleet personnel are Human (although the Cloneworks can produce a variety of Human sized Star Wars aliens if so you desire) with 50/50 gender Split. Your soldiers and spacers armed with Galactic Civil War Imperial Equipment and uniforms, your ships have tailor bots with a memory bank full of sci-fi cloth uniforms from Terran Fiction that can be produced if you prefer Zeon or The Imperium of Man's commissar uniforms asthically.
What happens?
Zor
What fleet Q gives you is based around postcount and status, it goes as such.
50 to 1,000 Posts or with a Negative Custom Title
-One Imperial-class Star Destroyer
-Three Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-Twenty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Commadore
1,000 to 2,500 posts
-Three Imperial-class Star Destroyers
-Nine Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-Fourty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Rear Admiral
2,500 to 7,500 posts
-Six Imperial-class Star Destroyers
-Eighteen Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-One hundred twenty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Admiral
7,500 to 15,000 posts (minimum for Moderators)
-Twelve Imperial-class ISDs
-Thirty Six Acclamator-class transports
-Two hundred Fourty Lancer Frigates
-The rank of High Admiral
15,000+ (minimum for Supermods and Admins)
-Thirty Six Imperial class ISDs
-One Hundred Eight Acclamator-class Transports
-Four Hundred Eighty Lancer Friagtes
OR
-One Executor-class Super Star Destroyer
-Two Imperial-class ISDs
-One Hundred Lancer Friagtes
And the rank of Lord Admiral
The Planets themselves under our command are habitable and rather nice places to live, with farms and nice villas with staffs of Droids to serve as personnal attendants for each of us. Each of them has a heavy network of orbital scaffolds in orbit for repair and matinance. They also each have a cloneworks with Ysalamir colonies inside, able to produce 1,000,000 clones a month. Your soldiers and fleet personnel are Human (although the Cloneworks can produce a variety of Human sized Star Wars aliens if so you desire) with 50/50 gender Split. Your soldiers and spacers armed with Galactic Civil War Imperial Equipment and uniforms, your ships have tailor bots with a memory bank full of sci-fi cloth uniforms from Terran Fiction that can be produced if you prefer Zeon or The Imperium of Man's commissar uniforms asthically.
What happens?
Zor
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I immediately get annihalated by members with more star wars knowledge.
EDIT: I die cursing Q's letter.
EDIT: I die cursing Q's letter.
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Wow, either Executors are a lot more powerful than I gave them credit for, or they're the prestige-trap for newbies.
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Havn't we done this one before?
Well anyways... Seeing as how I fall into the:
2,500 to 7,500 posts
-Six Imperial-class Star Destroyers
-Eighteen Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-One hundred twenty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Admiral
Im naming my flagship the Studibaker and going to send it and 3 other ISD's to locate and hookup withthe more powerful mods admins and people in HAB while my remaining two ISD's and my lancers explore and send out scouts to chart planets for mineral resources.. Between us were ging to have so many accalamtors we should consider setting up a militarized major Shipping business,
Well anyways... Seeing as how I fall into the:
2,500 to 7,500 posts
-Six Imperial-class Star Destroyers
-Eighteen Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-One hundred twenty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Admiral
Im naming my flagship the Studibaker and going to send it and 3 other ISD's to locate and hookup withthe more powerful mods admins and people in HAB while my remaining two ISD's and my lancers explore and send out scouts to chart planets for mineral resources.. Between us were ging to have so many accalamtors we should consider setting up a militarized major Shipping business,
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3 ISDs, 9 Acclamators, &c
I rush full ahead to Bakura to crush the OT heroes while they are there with a super-weak task force getting kicked by retarded sauroid aliens. Without them holding together the house of cards that the formative New Republic/Alliance of Free Planets is even now becoming, this should give the Empire all the opportunity it needs to re-establish itself, preserving order and security in the galaxy. Then, I pledge my services to Palpatine the Undying . . .
I rush full ahead to Bakura to crush the OT heroes while they are there with a super-weak task force getting kicked by retarded sauroid aliens. Without them holding together the house of cards that the formative New Republic/Alliance of Free Planets is even now becoming, this should give the Empire all the opportunity it needs to re-establish itself, preserving order and security in the galaxy. Then, I pledge my services to Palpatine the Undying . . .
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Hold on a second... ONE Executor class is worth THIRTY FOUR Star Destroyers?
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Lucky the Eclipse didn't make it into the list then
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I thought it was supposed to be closer to 100 Star Destroyers. It is 11 times as long as a Star Destroyer, with a much more massive power plant.Havok wrote:Hold on a second... ONE Executor class is worth THIRTY FOUR Star Destroyers?
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Dr. Saxton counts 942 objects on the Executor's hull that he speculates to be analogous to the ISD-II's primaries (4+4 main guns). By this scaling, assuming that they are of similar performance, it would have 118 times an average ISD's firepower, not counting lesser batteries.
It is usually taken to be a fair assumption that the power generation of warships increases proportionally with volume. Power output for the Lady Ex has been estimated in the e27 Watts range. An ISD is around e24-25, scaling from other generators (DS, ICS figures), which from a rough estimate is fairly consistent with the volume difference.
So yes, it should be about 100 times more powerful.
It is usually taken to be a fair assumption that the power generation of warships increases proportionally with volume. Power output for the Lady Ex has been estimated in the e27 Watts range. An ISD is around e24-25, scaling from other generators (DS, ICS figures), which from a rough estimate is fairly consistent with the volume difference.
So yes, it should be about 100 times more powerful.
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I immediately take my numerically superior fleet and ambush the fuck out of you before you can doom the galaxy to palpatine's eternal tyranny.Darth Hoth wrote:3 ISDs, 9 Acclamators, &c
I rush full ahead to Bakura to crush the OT heroes while they are there with a super-weak task force getting kicked by retarded sauroid aliens. Without them holding together the house of cards that the formative New Republic/Alliance of Free Planets is even now becoming, this should give the Empire all the opportunity it needs to re-establish itself, preserving order and security in the galaxy. Then, I pledge my services to Palpatine the Undying . . .
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I stay the hell away from Bakura, because I suspect it's going to get hairy down there pretty soon . I guess I'll either do the usual "run away to an out-of-the-way place and wait until the dust settles", or hook up with the New Republic. They might be anemic, but they still seem better than the alternative...1,000 to 2,500 posts
-Three Imperial-class Star Destroyers
-Nine Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-Fourty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Rear Admiral
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Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.1,000 to 2,500 posts
-Three Imperial-class Star Destroyers
-Nine Acclamator-class Assault Transports
-Fourty Lancer Frigates
-The Rank of Rear Admiral
Clearly, the very first thing to do, as soon as the fleet blinks into existence is to find a free vector and hit the hyperdrive for a billion or so miles. That should get me out of the inevitable clusterfuck. Next things next, considering I've got a motely collection of ships, my first urge is to find paying work. Let the other guys fight for glory or the Emprer or or whatever. Someone, somewhere needs a freelance customs & excise team. That or some seriously over-gunned bounty hunters. After this, we pimp out one of the Acclamators to a degree only usually found in Gulf trillionaire playboy mansions and use it as a luxury liner service. I've got no urge to get shot at, really.
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Pimp out my ships, cruise around picking up green chicks.
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Is BDZing the Gungans an option? Because I would.
And then I'd just cruise around, picking fights with minor powers (really minor, I only have 3 ISDs) and absorbing as much of their infrastructure as possible. Maybe set myself as a service provider for the larger SDN megafleet. Someone ordered a fresh batch of green chicks?
And then I'd just cruise around, picking fights with minor powers (really minor, I only have 3 ISDs) and absorbing as much of their infrastructure as possible. Maybe set myself as a service provider for the larger SDN megafleet. Someone ordered a fresh batch of green chicks?
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People's Galactic Empire of Fuck Yeah!(PGEFY)
Beat me to it!!Vanas wrote:Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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PRFY, ASSEMBLE AND ROLL OUT!
I nominate that we need to establish a clear hierarchy of needs.
1) Bitches. Because it ain't the PRFY without 'em. I nominate Twi'Lek just for stereotypical effect. Plus their dudes are total mingers so even the hambeasts should be able to rock it on.
2) Booze. I don't know - perhaps we can transform Tatooine into one giant still?
3) Cigars. Any suggestions on a planet or three we can dedicate to the production?
Following this, I suggest that we roll up on the pussy New Republic fuck-o's on Coruscant for shore-leave a good bit of crew bonding while everyone goes FIPAC (Fighting In Pubs And Clubs) and then goes for Fish and Chips after (Fighting In Someone's House and Causing Havoc In People's Streets). I think that between the entire PRFY battlegroup we can drive Coruscant dry and leave it a smouldering, smashed ruin where the streets run ankle deep with urine and vomit.
FUCK YEAH!
I nominate that we need to establish a clear hierarchy of needs.
1) Bitches. Because it ain't the PRFY without 'em. I nominate Twi'Lek just for stereotypical effect. Plus their dudes are total mingers so even the hambeasts should be able to rock it on.
2) Booze. I don't know - perhaps we can transform Tatooine into one giant still?
3) Cigars. Any suggestions on a planet or three we can dedicate to the production?
Following this, I suggest that we roll up on the pussy New Republic fuck-o's on Coruscant for shore-leave a good bit of crew bonding while everyone goes FIPAC (Fighting In Pubs And Clubs) and then goes for Fish and Chips after (Fighting In Someone's House and Causing Havoc In People's Streets). I think that between the entire PRFY battlegroup we can drive Coruscant dry and leave it a smouldering, smashed ruin where the streets run ankle deep with urine and vomit.
FUCK YEAH!
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Substitute Tatooine for Kessel.
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I'd have to go about forming a coalition with the long-term goal of fucking the Vong in the ear when they drop in to say Hi. We know the when, we know the where, and we all hate terrible writing and also biotech wank, so that's probably one of the few things we could agree on.
Also: is there an exchange rate to cash in Lancers for VSDs or other mid-scale combatants?
Also: is there an exchange rate to cash in Lancers for VSDs or other mid-scale combatants?
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I order the crew of my one star destroyer to post on my SD.net account 1,501 more times so that i can get the six star destroyer fleet. Which I take to the maw installation, in order to claim the prototype death star and the sun crusher (Which may or may not be compeleted I forget.). I'll proceed directly to the Coreelian system and activate the system wide interdiction field so that I will have time to conscript and train an army, navy and build a viable defense fleet.
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I expect your crew will rebel when you order them into it without any navigational information.Themightytom wrote:Which I take to the maw installation, in order to claim the prototype death star and the sun crusher (Which may or may not be compeleted I forget.).
You could maybe find the route with repeated use of probots, but it could easily take a very, very long time indeed.
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OK, since this is basically at the start of the EU, we have a number of things ot ensure...
*Destroy the upstart lizzered people at Bakura.
*Ensure the continuation of the Empire withOUT the Emperor if possible (Honestly between the host of mad super weapons he goes off on, he does more to destroy the Empire then anything else)
*Pull up a list of all the Warlords who would make trouble and curbstomp them before they get too uppity.
*Assimilate the fledgling 'New Republic' into the Empire under the guise of a kinder, gentler, Palpatine free Empire.
Of course these are all things on the "Too Do" list.. right away one needs to form a nice organized collection of all our ships, sort out who owns what, reinforce fleets, and work out how we want to go about ensuring the worst aspects of the "EU" never take place.
*Destroy the upstart lizzered people at Bakura.
*Ensure the continuation of the Empire withOUT the Emperor if possible (Honestly between the host of mad super weapons he goes off on, he does more to destroy the Empire then anything else)
*Pull up a list of all the Warlords who would make trouble and curbstomp them before they get too uppity.
*Assimilate the fledgling 'New Republic' into the Empire under the guise of a kinder, gentler, Palpatine free Empire.
Of course these are all things on the "Too Do" list.. right away one needs to form a nice organized collection of all our ships, sort out who owns what, reinforce fleets, and work out how we want to go about ensuring the worst aspects of the "EU" never take place.
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^How about blasting all known Force-related locales from orbit, and ferrying Force users to some low-tech planet where they would end up forming tribal alliances and clashing with each other for the (televised) entertainmient of billions and PROFIT!
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Now now, we don't want to burn too many bridge.. Force users can be nice and useful, we just need to drive home with al arge blunt mallet the fact that they are NOT Independent 'heros' who can go around doing as they please because of some internal mandate for being heroic and meddling constantly in affairs.. No, they can be enforces, very good police and such..LordOskuro wrote:^How about blasting all known Force-related locales from orbit, and ferrying Force users to some low-tech planet where they would end up forming tribal alliances and clashing with each other for the (televised) entertainmient of billions and PROFIT!
Though we should round up a lot of those goofy Force relics and stuff that give "Fantastical Cosmic Powers!!!" to various morons throughout the course of the EU,
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Reporting for Cigar recon duty sir. I intend to capture that scallywag Lando and ask him where he gets all his good stuff and bitches. A man like that has to have a good idea where the Task Force can find some amazing opportunities.weemadando wrote:PRFY, ASSEMBLE AND ROLL OUT!
I nominate that we need to establish a clear hierarchy of needs.
1) Bitches. Because it ain't the PRFY without 'em. I nominate Twi'Lek just for stereotypical effect. Plus their dudes are total mingers so even the hambeasts should be able to rock it on.
2) Booze. I don't know - perhaps we can transform Tatooine into one giant still?
3) Cigars. Any suggestions on a planet or three we can dedicate to the production?
Following this, I suggest that we roll up on the pussy New Republic fuck-o's on Coruscant for shore-leave a good bit of crew bonding while everyone goes FIPAC (Fighting In Pubs And Clubs) and then goes for Fish and Chips after (Fighting In Someone's House and Causing Havoc In People's Streets). I think that between the entire PRFY battlegroup we can drive Coruscant dry and leave it a smouldering, smashed ruin where the streets run ankle deep with urine and vomit.
FUCK YEAH!
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After Palpatine's insidious Sidiousness, I wouldn't trust Force users near a position of power they can abuse. Maybe if all trace of Jedi/Sith culture was to be wiped out and a State-Approved Academy set to teach new Forecelings in useful ways, maybe then they would be better.Crossroads Inc. wrote:Now now, we don't want to burn too many bridge.. Force users can be nice and useful
As for the crusaderish old-timers, to the Arenas with them! Or dump them in Dagobah if need be.
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