What if Stardestroyer.net ruled the world?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-25 11:15pm

I think it's time for what I like to call the "inevitable question"

So, if the members of this board ruled the world, what would happen?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-25 11:17pm

We would be sooooooooooooo fucked it wouldn't be funny.

Well actually it would be pretty funny.

But only for us.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-02-25 11:18pm

hehehe... I would move to Mars...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-25 11:19pm

I would probably get laid more.

Along with being able to smack around idiots without retaliation.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-25 11:22pm

I'd hid out in Russia building my Enhanced Radiation Warfare tanks, then attempt to kill you all and enslave the planet in subterranean caves where they must work or die.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-02-25 11:31pm

Wong's Law: Everyone must have anal at least twice a week

Shep's Law: Everyone must own at least two firearms

Darkstar's Law: Everyone must put their head up their ass. Fortunately this law was repealed when Darkstar was banned.

Arminus' Law: Same as Wong's Law, except it involves donkeys. Fortunately it was repealed as Arminus and the other donkey fuckers were banned.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-25 11:38pm

No country's currency is going to have "In God We Trust" on it, that's for damned sure.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-25 11:39pm

It will be a better place.

For us, of course, not the general populance.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-25 11:43pm

*shudders at the thought*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-25 11:44pm

Darth Wong wrote:No country's currency is going to have "In God We Trust" on it, that's for damned sure.

That's right, it will all proclaim, "The people love The Great Leader"

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-25 11:44pm

Zaia wrote:*shudders at the thought*

Why?
We get all the sex we want, we get all the money and poewr that we could desire, and we get to crush B&B.

Think, we could kill them for 'harmful, un-creative though.'

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-25 11:46pm

Captain tycho wrote:
Zaia wrote:*shudders at the thought*
Why?
We get all the sex we want, we get all the money and poewr that we could desire, and we get to crush B&B.
Think, we could kill them for 'harmful, un-creative though.'

Not all shuddering is negative, dear...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-25 11:48pm

I get France.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-25 11:49pm

I have a Five Year Plan for Mexico.....

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-25 11:51pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I get France.

I call dibs on Japan.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-25 11:53pm

I call dibs on all the hot women from everywhere in the world. Oh, and the US. Have to put them somewhere. Suck it.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-25 11:55pm

neoolong wrote:I call dibs on all the hot women from everywhere in the world. Oh, and the US. Have to put them somewhere. Suck it.

Um, no. We will keep our hot women thankyouverymuch.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-02-25 11:59pm

I call Brazil. Oh, and if Neolong thinks he's getting all the hot women, he can taste the cleansing atomic fire. The bronze Copacabana hotties are MINE, biznatch.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-26 12:01am

It would be a much more logical world with occasional terrorists attacks from YEC and the such and lots of anal sex to go around.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 12:02am

Zaia wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Zaia wrote:*shudders at the thought*
Why?
We get all the sex we want, we get all the money and poewr that we could desire, and we get to crush B&B.
Think, we could kill them for 'harmful, un-creative though.'
Not all shuddering is negative, dear...

.....

I dibs Austria!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 12:06am

I get Canada!

Take that Wong!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-26 12:06am

China and Taiwan are mine. If anybody tries to invade, I'm nuking the rest of the world

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-26 12:06am

Alex Moon wrote:
neoolong wrote:I call dibs on all the hot women from everywhere in the world. Oh, and the US. Have to put them somewhere. Suck it.
Um, no. We will keep our hot women thankyouverymuch.

Same here.

You won't be laughing when your ass is kicked six ways to Sunday by the thermo-nuculer armed forces of Neo-France.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 12:07am

May I have Australia, please?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-26 12:08am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
neoolong wrote:I call dibs on all the hot women from everywhere in the world. Oh, and the US. Have to put them somewhere. Suck it.
Um, no. We will keep our hot women thankyouverymuch.
Same here.

You won't be laughing when your ass is kicked six ways to Sunday by the thermo-nuculer armed forces of Neo-France.

*blink*
*blink*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...