Gene the Wraith

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-26 06:49pm

I'm not sure where this belongs but I think it belongs here.

Cursed to wander the Earth the restless spirits of Gene Roddenberry is trapped, on the set's of Enterprise.

He can perform typical ghost type feats (Moving things when pissed off).

So how does one set his spirit at rest?

or do we just eat pop corn and watch scaffulding crush people.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-26 07:21pm

Can we not move him to the offices of B&B themselves and let him kill them with falling objects.....?

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-02-26 07:21pm

We ensure the destruction of Voyager by placing a strategic ewok in one of the eps power conduits, when the hair starts to gather, it will surely cause burn out on important power lines and clog filters .The containment on the warp drive will fail, leaving B'lana with only twenty seconds (not the usual 30 in which she saves the crew in the last 2) to repair the damage or get blown into particles smaller than atoms.

To vape Enterprise, we board and sieze the time ship...waiting for the moment B&B use time travel before going back to vent their ship into space, once it is destroyed and the crew seen to be exterminated, only then will his soul lay at rest.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-02-26 07:26pm

Definitely the popcorn. As long as it's the caramel stuff.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-02-26 08:29pm

Coaan wrote:We ensure the destruction of Voyager by placing a strategic ewok in one of the eps power conduits...

I have an image in my head of the Ewok Death Commando.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-26 08:38pm

Eat popcorn

Add Benny Hill soundtrack

Watch the rampage continue.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-26 09:06pm

To set Gene's spirit at rest, one needs to offer a sacrifice, B&B, and then make a good series of ST.

ben · Post by **ben** » 2003-02-26 09:15pm

neoolong wrote:To set Gene's spirit at rest, one needs to offer a sacrifice, B&B, and then make a good series of ST.

i've got my gutting knife will that do?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-26 09:43pm

ben wrote:
neoolong wrote:To set Gene's spirit at rest, one needs to offer a sacrifice, B&B, and then make a good series of ST.
i've got my gutting knife will that do?

As long as they never speak to you...the instant they open their mouths...your brain will melt instantly

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-26 10:00pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
ben wrote:
neoolong wrote:To set Gene's spirit at rest, one needs to offer a sacrifice, B&B, and then make a good series of ST.
i've got my gutting knife will that do?
As long as they never speak to you...the instant they open their mouths...your brain will melt instantly

That's what duct tape is for.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-26 10:01pm

neoolong wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
ben wrote: i've got my gutting knife will that do?
As long as they never speak to you...the instant they open their mouths...your brain will melt instantly
That's what duct tape is for.

Pfft...too dangerous...go for the Nuke and take the lot of them to hell!!!

ben · Post by **ben** » 2003-02-26 11:01pm

and wheres the fun in that?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-26 11:03pm

ben wrote:and wheres the fun in that?

Their simple demise from Trek as is should be fun enough...afterwards you can do with them what you will.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-02-27 01:49am

neoolong wrote:To set Gene's spirit at rest, one needs to offer a sacrifice, B&B, and then make a good series of ST.

The B&B sacrifice would be thrown back. A scarifice is a sacrifice, not getting rid of useless garbage...

We could however, use those two as reactor fuel in a Warbird...

ben · Post by **ben** » 2003-02-27 04:12am

Or how about we drop B&B at the CDC for human(?) for Ebola test subjects. That way they could do some good for humanity as guine pigs for dangerous and untested cure and what not.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-02-27 04:38am

Lets not get too specific about means and methods for killing B&B. Death threats are, after all, illegal.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-02-27 12:52pm

Enlightenment wrote:Lets not get too specific about means and methods for killing B&B. Death threats are, after all, illegal.

Its only a threat if you send it directly to them.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-27 03:38pm

After all I have had them kill off entire Morlock colonys in a fanfic or two....

Food Poisoning is bad.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-02-27 07:52pm

Enlightenment wrote:Lets not get too specific about means and methods for killing B&B. Death threats are, after all, illegal.

Please, whoever killed B&B should be honored as national heroes, with full pardons from the President, as well as many beautiful geekettes with which to romp playfully through sunny meadows...

*starts drooling*