New Chick

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-03-03 03:20pm

Fuddie waring level 10

Most discusting YET!

Worthles Crap URL

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-03 03:21pm

isnt it great how we swarm his tracts, and all rant at what a moron he is?

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-03-03 03:23pm

Fundies respect Fundies and Jesus is Great........

You think this is something new?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-03 03:26pm

it looks like a normal religious thing, die for faith. . . ah. here's the chick.

burn masons, burn!

. . .have you ever met anyone so easily converted? makes me want to quote dogbert - "looks like you've been fleeced by several cults already."
"I think that shows a good abscence of thought."

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-03-03 04:00pm

It's Freddy Mercury, he has risen from the dead!
All praise Freddie, our Queen and savior!

Isn't it strange that a fundie like Chick would make the "good christian" in his trackts look just like Freddie Mercury.
Methinks that it is time for Chick to step out of the closet...

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-03-03 04:24pm

Clearly, there can be no God, else my eyes would have been scorched out before seeing that image.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-03-03 04:54pm

Could those people actually stand and say kill me with an Ak-47 pointed srait in their faces?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-03 05:18pm

Wait-! The Shining Path killed those who didn't believe in Jesus-! But they said-! WTF?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-03 05:20pm

LMAO!

'Lord Jesus is a jealous God!'

Way to rack up points on the Holy Scoreboard, Bob...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-03 05:22pm

And wait! If Masonry is a secret society, how does Chick know all this?

Oh, right- William Schnoebelen, who was the high priest of at least forty-seven thousand different cults, a foundry worker, and a D&D expert for three hundred years before converting.

Only Chick could go from radical anti-Christian terrorists, to killing all the disbelievers, to an insane rant against the Masons...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-03 08:17pm

It's the typical Chick Muslim/Jew/Gay/Mason/Catholic/Rock Star/D&D player is turned into a Christian by the end fo the tract. Except there's a twist: it wasn't apparent until halfway into the strip that it was an inane, bigoted, illogical rant against Masonry.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-03-03 08:39pm

"This woman is wonderful - brave, bold courageous - she stands for something! She is like my mama. Let them live!"

Just like his mama!

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-03-03 08:48pm

Not even half the page loaded before my instinctive adversion to stupidity kicked in and closed the browser.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-03 08:49pm

yeah, you can say kill me when a gun is pointed at you. fanatics and the suicidial are likely possibilities.

cyril, that's the funniest stuff ever.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-03 08:57pm

Man that guy looked like Mr. T.

And I bet that Chick thinks that the Shining Path guys from his story would go to heaven.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-03-03 10:08pm

Lucifer: Bearer of Light.

WTF?

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-03-03 10:11pm

Am I crazy or is this subpar even for Chick? It doesn't look like he's even trying to be coherent anymore.

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2003-03-03 10:15pm

Did anyone else notice that the guns go buddabudda, kinda like our jolly fat friend Buddha. Just thought it was funny that guns and one of the most pacifistic religions in the world can be linked by this stupid fuck.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-03-03 10:24pm

Dark Hellion wrote:Did anyone else notice that the guns go buddabudda, kinda like our jolly fat friend Buddha. Just thought it was funny that guns and one of the most pacifistic religions in the world can be linked by this stupid fuck.

Next up: Buddist terrorists!

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-03-03 10:29pm

What the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK?

First off, why would the Shining Path be massacring Christians.

Second, what the fuck.

Third, did we have a random topic jump about 5 times during that tract, or was my browser just loading random comics?

Fourth, Chick is fucking stupid.

Fifth, Heaven must be pretty full, because nearly everyone seems to go there at the last moment.

And everyone who goes to hell is infinately more interesting and far less brainwashed.

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-03-03 10:40pm

Hey, a guy who've just met a woman recalling him his mother shouldn't had killed innocent people!

I mean,
" yo! I've a big gun and I intend to kill those dirty peasants (grr!)... hey! that woman reminds me of my mama!
Pow Pow Bang Bang! (grrr, again)
Take that, you filthy unbelievers! Nobody's mess with my mama! (grr, redux)"

And what that just shown us?
- That if you believe in Christ, you will be tortured and kill (the Roman martyrs in the Colisseum and the lions, see also the Revelations).
- That if you don't believe, a dirty lunatic with a kalashnikov will gun you down to demonstrate his point!

Conclusion: Death come quickly for the unbeliever...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-03 11:20pm

jaeger115 wrote:Lucifer: Bearer of Light.

WTF?

Bringer of light would be more correct. Lucifer is the morning star. Which is pretty funny as I've heard Jesus called the morning star as well.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-04 02:26am

Freemasons, eh?? We all know they have been infiltrated by the Cthulhu Cultists.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-04 02:27am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Freemasons, eh?? We all know they have been infiltrated by the Cthulhu Cultists.

Yes why don't you just let the entire world know what we've done. Er, I mean... uh never mind.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-03-04 02:33am

neoolong wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Freemasons, eh?? We all know they have been infiltrated by the Cthulhu Cultists.
Yes why don't you just let the entire world know what we've done. Er, I mean... uh never mind.

Silence my minions, or my secret form as an innocent plush toy might be revealed.

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SHIT! *walks off muttering*