Oaths of Enlistment (joke)

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-03-05 12:07pm

Enjoy:

http://www.wigmusings.com/Humor/Oaths_o ... tment.html

U.S. MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT

I, ________________ (state name here), swear...uhhhh...high-and-tight....<grunt>...cammies...ugh...Air Force women....OORAH!

So help me Corps.

Thumb Print:_________________________

Date:________________

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-05 12:17pm

Hhehee. That was funny. They need to ad a Coast Guard one.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-03-05 12:25pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Hhehee. That was funny. They need to ad a Coast Guard one.

I agree; preferably with the appropriate degrading remarks about the Navy...

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-05 12:45pm

ROTFLMAO!!!

When do we get the oaths of office?