A certain fish-like quality...

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2003-03-06 08:14pm

I'm watching Bush on TV, and I can only think of one thing....

Bush has the personality of a dead fish.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-06 08:14pm

He seems more subdued than he usually is. He might be being very careful not to spit out another Bushism.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-06 08:24pm

[quote= "Dubya"]And others nations will join him [Saddam]. Um... Other nations will join US in disarming Saddam[/quote]

Looks like one slipped through.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2003-03-06 08:40pm

fgalkin wrote:
"Dubya" wrote:And others nations will join him [Saddam]. Um... Other nations will join US in disarming Saddam

What a fucking moron!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-06 09:36pm

I can't watch him. My blood pressure goes so high I can feel my pulse in my face.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-06 09:39pm

Bushism? You mean like, "... they misunderestimated me..."

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2003-03-06 09:40pm

At least you can poke a dead fish. That's always fun for a bit.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-03-06 09:42pm

I don't think Bush is a bad fellow, not by any sense of the word, but for god's sakes, I make better speeches when I announce the next Mock Trial meeting during lunch. The man has the stage presence of a peice of road kill.[/i]

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-06 09:44pm

Bush is not a bad fellow, but, going by economic downfall, he is the second worst President the U.S. has ever had. He has the worst economic record since the period of the Great Depression.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-03-06 09:48pm

not a bad fellow, but i just wish i could transplant Willie sleazeball Clinton's public speaking skills into Bush's brain.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-06 09:49pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:not a bad fellow, but i just wish i could transplant Willie sleazeball Clinton's public speaking skills into Bush's brain.

Could we leave out Clinton's dishonesty and take out Bush's fudamentalism while we're at it?

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-03-06 09:49pm

Your average senior-class president is a better public speaker. The Republican party fucked up.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-06 10:49pm

Hell when impoving I speak better.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-06 10:49pm

Hell, I have seen Chimpanzees convey messages with superior clarity.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-06 10:53pm

Superman wrote:Bush is not a bad fellow, but, going by economic downfall, he is the second worst President the U.S. has ever had. He has the worst economic record since the period of the Great Depression.

I'm sure we've had worse recessions, like the one during the Carter years, or the one after the Gulf War that cost Bush Sr. the 1992 election.

Anyway, I don't think I'm that great of a public speaker, but I'm sure I could do a better speech than Bush. But at least I'm not absent-minded enough to look at a demilitarized zone through binoculars with the lens caps on.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-03-06 10:54pm

At least he's doing a good job of staying "on message"

This was embarrasing. Don't get me wrong, I support bombing Iraq but good God Bush is awful when he's on camera.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-06 10:56pm

Well, according to MSNBC, "W" has the second worst record of any U.S. president.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-03-06 10:58pm

bam

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-06 11:16pm

Remember that one question?

"The Vietnam War cost 50K American lives...Vietnam has not yet ever threatened America...how do you know you're not making the same mistake?"

"Saddam is a threat to America."

"But how do you-"

"Next question!"

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-03-06 11:41pm

I'm trying to find some detailed transcripts of the press conference Dubya gave a few hours ago.

One of the questions was about "what if Iraq becomes a new vietnam" kind of thing.

Dubya went on to detail exactly how Iraq WOULD be the next Vietnam both politically and militarily, then asked for the next question... What an idiot.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-06 11:52pm

I did not see the conference, but heard it on the radio.

He sounded more subdued, but I think he is getting advice to tone down his speaking style. In the past he came of sounding like a cowboy or something.

I noticed he avoided stating wether or not the killing or capture of Sadam is a component of victory.