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Lex Luthor Stole Forty Cakes

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.... and that's canon.


Since superman #709.

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Are you friggen kidding me? That is AWESOME, and terrible...
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The grammer looks all funny though. "...he was there for stealing forty cakes from the school's bake sale" and "his revenge on a school administration"?
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Who needs grammar when you've got cake?
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What's that entry below Lex Luthor stealing Forty cakes? It appears to be about the Black Canary being Forward. :lol:
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The cake is a li- no, I can't do it, I'm sorry. But cracked.com has several articles on what happens when comic writers get stoned/prepare to quit their jobs/cease to give a fuck, so the cake thing didn't really surprise me :)
Yeah, I've always taken the subtext of the Birther movement to be, "The rules don't count here! This is different! HE'S BLACK! BLACK, I SAY! ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?

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Captain Spiro wrote:The cake is a li- no, I can't do it, I'm sorry. But cracked.com has several articles on what happens when comic writers get stoned/prepare to quit their jobs/cease to give a fuck, so the cake thing didn't really surprise me :)
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OK, Here's the three I've seen so far...

http://www.cracked.com/article_19105_6- ... ously.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_18957_th ... story.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_18943_th ... ed_p2.html

They're pretty funny, and see if you can spot any you might have read, I saw at least one I've heard of, and I don't usually dabble in comics. :wink:
Yeah, I've always taken the subtext of the Birther movement to be, "The rules don't count here! This is different! HE'S BLACK! BLACK, I SAY! ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?

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Oh god those are fucking hilarious. Man I love Cracked. :D
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Amazing some of the stuff that gets through, isn't it?
Yeah, I've always taken the subtext of the Birther movement to be, "The rules don't count here! This is different! HE'S BLACK! BLACK, I SAY! ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?

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I wonder if the Elementals child abuse special made it into the 6 fails at serious issues, I wonder if Ali-Sama's child hunger US comic made it...
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:The grammer looks all funny though. "...he was there for stealing forty cakes from the school's bake sale" and "his revenge on a school administration"?
Clark is narrating the time he got sent to detention for skipping class (he was out being Superboy at the time).
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The Legion of Doom was having a potluck and Lex forgot all about it until the last moment... :D
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Swamp Thing sprayed spores on him, and he got the munchies
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