Stewart takes over Colbert's Super Pac

[Soontir C'boath]

Dear Super PAC Super Members,

Hi there. I'm Jon. It looks like I'm running this thing now. All the details are in the press release below. Quick question: does anybody know where the key to the Super PAC bathroom is?

Thanks,

Jon Stewart
President Pro Tem
Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow


FOR REALLY IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Under New Management!

BASIC CABLE, USA – Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, an FEC registered Super PAC, today announced the addition of Jon Stewart to its executive board (along with the subtraction of Stephen Colbert).

With this change the group, which had been known colloquially as Colbert Super PAC, can now be referred to as The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. They have already begun updating all of their letterhead with sharpie.

"I am excited to take the reins of this completely independent organization, and begin to air ads in South Carolina," said New President and Noncommunication Director Jon Stewart. "But I want to be clear: Stephen and I have in no way have worked out a series of morse-code blinks to convey information with each other on our respective shows."

Colbert is currently exploring a run for President of the United States of South Carolina. Because of this, he cannot be associated with any Super PACs, although he has asked Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow to forward any periodicals of an "adult nature." *

Americans A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow is an independent, expenditure-only committee founded by Stephen Colbert in the wake of the Supreme Court's Citizens United ruling, then handed down to Jon Stewart like a pair of old dungarees.

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For Press Inquiries Contact:
Alberto Rèalnamè
Communications Director, Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC
alberto.realname@colbertsuperpac.com

* Including the periodical "Adult Nature".

[Ritterin Sophia]

I'm glad someone is willing to make a public mockery of what our democratic process has become.

[cosmicalstorm]

Ever since I learned about satire news I have been confused by the fact that they are the only portion of the newsspectrum that continually tells the truth exactly as it is.

[ComradeClaus]

Ahh.. I so enjoyed watching that last night.
Especially the corny "transfer of glowy green SuperPSA Powah"

Even colbert's lawyer got in on the fun.

I just hope he doesn't take votes from Ron Paul.

(BTW, it seems Jon Stewart likes Paul the best amongst the repubs)

& apparently colbert polls better than john huntsman

I love how the news satire actually has the ballz to say things as they are AND explain them in a way even the least educated american can understand.

Before ColbertSuperPAC, who in america even KNEW what a PAC was?

[Rogue 9]

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow has released their first ad: Attack in B Minor for Strings.

[Block]

Before ColbertSuperPAC, who in america even KNEW what a PAC was?

A lot of us do actually pay attention to things that affect the world around us.

[Koolaidkirby]

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow has released their first ad: Attack in B Minor for Strings.

any chance we can get that for those of us not in the US?

[Rogue 9]

I'll try. At the time I posted that no one had it up on YouTube. This has since changed. Can you see this?

[Koolaidkirby]

ha that was awesome thanks!

[CaptainChewbacca]

John Lithgow can really narrate anything, can't he?

[ComradeClaus]

Have you seen the new stewart & colbert episodes?

Stewart used superpac moniez to buy a tiara from Elizabeth Taylor's estate sale & hired Mario Vitaly to prechew some exotic food.

while colbert split his employees into a "red" team & a "blue" team

Red team wears blue shirts w/ "red team" in green letters

while Blue team wears redshirts (better turn down away missions!) w/ "blue team" in gold letters

Plus, colbert is locked out of the s. carolina vote...

...but herman cain is locked in.

You know what to do, Colbert Nation

[Dominus Atheos]

Here's an affectionate parody of a possible Colbert ad.