5 minute Star Trek

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-03-20 05:38am

http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/startrek/

Of damn, but these are funny.

You *have* to see these!!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-03-20 05:41am

From the site...

"...
Scotty: It appears the transporter has created an opposite of you, Captain.
Good Kirk: So he's stupid, a coward and...gay?
Spock: Actually, he's intelligent, devious, and probably in one of the female officers' quarters right now.
Scotty: All right, all right. You've caught me. He's not your opposite, he's just conveniently evil.
Spock: Fortunately the Captain seems unaffected.
Good Kirk: Yes. Er, no. Er...I can't decide.
Spock: Or not.
..."

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-20 07:18am

Er .... I don't get it.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-20 10:22am

Hahaha. Convientently evil.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-03-20 08:59pm

I found this very funny.

Uhura: They're firing! At Chekov's console!
Chekov: What the --
(BOOM)
Kirk: That's gotta hurt. Now let's go inside the cloud.
Sulu: Are you kidding? It just fired at us!
Kirk: Hold your course, Lieutenant! There's coffee in that nebula.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-03-21 06:01am

Vympel wrote:Er .... I don't get it.

If you have seen any Trek, it's twisted humor...