God Under Investgation

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-23 09:02pm

Sure to bring Primo in here

Just a few fun links from The Onion

http://Lord Under Investigation For Failure To Provide
www.theonion.com/onion3124/lordprovide.html

Pope Now just blessing everything in Site
http://www.theonion.com/onion3505/pope_blesses.html

Christ Converts to Islam
http://www.theonion.com/onion3513/christ_islam.html

Choir Man wished he acutal belived in what he was singing about
http://www.theonion.com/onion3801/black ... choir.html

*For Wong
Christian Right Lobbies to Overturn Second Law of TheromDymanics
http://www.theonion.com/onion3631/chris ... bbies.html

Enjoy

(Escpialy the last one)
And before anyone asks The Onion staffers are pretty much 100% Chrisitan

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-23 09:12pm

course, you missed the good one where god is under investigation for being a monopoly - and where the little high schoolers are so happy their waiting till marriage for the holy act of kissing.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-23 09:19pm

I liked the Onion when they talked about the Sudanese 14 year old having a mid-life crisis. It was SOOOOOO cold and heartless.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-23 11:29pm

The sicker, the better. Why don't they search God's house for ? Why else would they call him "God most high"?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-24 06:50am

crippled boy prays for new legs.
no, says god.

hehehe.