The Government's Guide to Surviving a Terrorist Attack

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The Government's Guide to Surviving a Terrorist Attack

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http://www.titaniumcounter.com/temp/emergency/
Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.
-- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.
A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.
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Indeed!
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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