Filthy wankers are killing the planet!

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Link to research report
https://theshiftproject.org/wp-content/ ... 019-02.pdf

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A preliminary observation can be made following the intermediate results of this calculation: the contribution of terminals in terms of electricity consumption rapidly becomes negligible for video content. Indeed, video files concentrate large volumes of data in a proportionally short period of time. Since the consumption by terminals is proportional to their time of use, the decisive contribution is in fact that of the network infrastructures and the data centers involved (The Shift Project Materials, 2019b). The methodological approach described previously finally resulted in quantifying the emissions linked to world video traffic for 2018 and for each category of use (cf. Figure 2).

Online video viewing, which represents 60% of the world’s data traffic, generated more than 300 MtCO2e during 2018, i.e. a carbon footprint comparable to the annual emissions of Spain.

None of the different categories of uses is negligible in terms of traffic and thus in terms of impact. Therefore, viewing pornographic videos in the world in 2018 generated carbon emissions of the same magnitude as that of the residential sector in France, while recourse to the VOD services as Netflix or Amazon Prime generated the same volume of greenhouse gas emissions as the entire economy of the country hosting the COP25 in 2019, namely Chile.
So there it is. Every time you pleasure yourself with an internet video, a small part of the planet dies from global warming.
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Doesn't that go for pretty much 'everything' I watch on the internet?
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J wrote: 2019-10-25 06:00pm
So there it is. Every time you pleasure yourself with an internet video, a small part of the planet dies from global warming.
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So the solution is to download it and watch offline while powering your house with solar.

I totally support downloading apps. For the environment of course. :lol:
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J wrote: 2019-10-25 06:00pm So there it is. Every time you pleasure yourself with an internet video, a small part of the planet dies from global warming.
You can take away my Lexi Belle videos when you pry them from my cold, hairy palms! This also applies to videos from Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Olive Glass, Dana DeArmond, Shae Summers, Mia Melano, Alexis Texas, Nikki Loren, Dani Jensen, Dani Daniels, Penny Flame, Marie McCray, Penny Pax, Lorena Sanchez, Mia Malkova, Scarlett Faye...
mr friendly guy wrote: 2019-10-26 01:10am So the solution is to download it and watch offline while powering your house with solar.

I totally support downloading apps. For the environment of course. :lol:
I've got bad news for you: Used to be you could hide your porn in a computer file titled "Football Memorabilia" or something like that. But some pussy-whipped little bitch squealed and now wives, girlfriends, SOs and female friends in general know it's the first place to look for your stash of favorite spank material. If you think your computer porn stash is safe from prying female eyes -it isn't. Odds are she's seen it already.

Shit.

Still, it's about the only way to save those librarian and French maid videos that they just don't make anymore.
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Elfdart wrote: 2019-10-29 10:30pm If you think your computer porn stash is safe from prying female eyes -it isn't. Odds are she's seen it already.
Why would you even want to hide it? Watch it together!
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LaCroix wrote: 2019-10-30 09:46am
Elfdart wrote: 2019-10-29 10:30pm If you think your computer porn stash is safe from prying female eyes -it isn't. Odds are she's seen it already.
Why would you even want to hide it? Watch it together!
Sure, but there's the kind of porn you watch with SOs: porn parodies, goofy porn, "couples" porn and porn directed by women (which is mostly the same as male-directed porn, only they spend 15-30 minutes talking before they get to the good part); and the stuff involving pizza boxes. The latter will convince wives, girlfriends and the like that they've hooked up with a retard, if they haven't been convinced already.
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Elfdart wrote: 2019-10-30 07:40pm
LaCroix wrote: 2019-10-30 09:46am
Elfdart wrote: 2019-10-29 10:30pm If you think your computer porn stash is safe from prying female eyes -it isn't. Odds are she's seen it already.
Why would you even want to hide it? Watch it together!
Sure, but there's the kind of porn you watch with SOs: porn parodies, goofy porn, "couples" porn and porn directed by women (which is mostly the same as male-directed porn, only they spend 15-30 minutes talking before they get to the good part); and the stuff involving pizza boxes. The latter will convince wives, girlfriends and the like that they've hooked up with a retard, if they haven't been convinced already.
you just had the wrong women in your life then - find the one that shares your fetish ;D
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LaCroix wrote: 2019-10-31 07:00am you just had the wrong women in your life then - find the one that shares your fetish ;D
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I don't know about you, but going by his stories that's a bit too much crazy for me.
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What if your kink is hiding your kinks from your SO?
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