Has anyone ever seen this website?

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » 2003-04-08 03:41am

http://www.demonbuster.com

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-08 03:49am

I thought it was a DIY exorcism kit at first...

Odd site anyway...

Kuroneko · Post by **Kuroneko** » 2003-04-08 03:51am

Exorcising fundies, Dogbert style:
"Out, out, demons of stupidity!"
...
"The clothes are now safe."

Post by **Edi** » 2003-04-08 04:00am

I've actually seen that site before, the idiots who run it are super-massive concentrations of pure, distilled stupidity. Not to mention rabid fundies, but even then... I got a link to them from a vampire board (yes, the idea of actually being a vampire as some people think is idiotic) I'd stumbled to and not recognized for one (there was lots of other stuff too, and the people were nice to boot, if eccentric), and laughed myself silly. Take a look at their "research" into vampires in that enemy list, it's-

*burst out in gales of laughter*

-fucking hilarious and a typical example of their stupidity and incompetence.

*snicker*
*snort*
*bwuahahaaaaahaahaaahaaaaaaa*

Edi

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-04-08 09:14am

Morons like that give Christians a bad name.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-08 09:29am

I loved this quote:

In the Bible, God used a donkey to talk and give a message.

So, if you came here from a link that said our site is "funny", or anything but Godly, know this - Jesus Christ, the Son of the Living God, loves you and wants to help you. Since you are reading this, He has brought you here to offer Supernatural help. This site shows you how to get that help, free of charge.

In the second paragraph, they use the common Christian leap in logic that anything you do must have been caused by God. In the first paragraph, they solidify their credentials as donkey fuckers.

Kuroneko · Post by **Kuroneko** » 2003-04-08 10:03am

Darth Wong wrote:In the second paragraph, they use the common Christian leap in logic that anything you do must have been caused by God.

By this measure, any evil one commits is caused by God, and therefore not truly evil at all. Now go out and kill someone. Don't worry, it's all good.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-08 10:30am

I find it funny that they admit that they are the butt of jokes.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-08 12:36pm

They not only give ordinary christians a bad name, they also give the Inquisition a bad name.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-08 09:44pm

Who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

These guys are pretty much the same, except they make you go through that site, and convince you to read endless articles. All they needed to do was to beg for money every ten lines and have 100 ads.

The only good thing was that moving thing that went with the cursor.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-08 10:40pm

I just had fun playing with the rollover scripts for the mouse.

You know they're fundie if they use big bold font for words like:

IF, THEN, and AND.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-09 12:31am

ya know, why are the demons of christianity so shy? youd think they'd take a note from war40k deamons and start mutating and possessing people. *everyone* believes in demons there.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-09 12:32am

"In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, or any DELIVERANCE Ministries way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines , in JESUS' Name."

what are psychic thots? . . .whats wrong with candle and incensce burning, and why do these people hate satanists?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-09 12:37am

sweet! demons come to me at night andmake out with me!

http://www.demonbuster.com/incubus.html

how awesome is that??

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » 2003-04-09 12:43am

Interestingly, they put this at the bottom of every page.

I am asking all Christians reading this to do daily Spiritual Warfare against these groups who have such hatred against Jesus Christ and His teachings. Here is a sample prayer to pray. IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I COME AGAINST ANY AND ALL GROUPS OR PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO FORCE CHRISTIAN WEBSITES TO BE REMOVED BECAUSE OF THEIR GODLY CONTENT. I SEND THE JUDGMENT OF GOD TO THEM. I ASK YOU, LORD, TO DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO BRING THESE PEOPLE TO SALVATION. I BIND UP ALL THEIR DEMONS. I BREAK AND RETURN ALL UNGODLY PRAYERS AND CURSES.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-09 12:56am

the demon of free thot continues to torment me! -points to sig-

you know, Im tempted to email them some total nonsense, and watch them put it up.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-09 01:11pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:hoodoo

Hoodoo??

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2003-04-10 08:20pm

It might have been funny if it hadn't been so incredably stupid.
Buncha friggin' whack-jobs. Blood pressure is caused by Satan???. Self-indulgance is a hellfire-and-damnnation offence??.
Don't those people EVER just have fun??.

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2003-04-10 08:22pm

Damnit, this forum needs a spell-checker.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-10 10:37pm

GREAHSIAM wrote:It might have been funny if it hadn't been so incredably stupid.
Buncha friggin' whack-jobs. Blood pressure is caused by Satan???. Self-indulgance is a hellfire-and-damnnation offence??.
Don't those people EVER just have fun??.

Why don't fundies have sex standing up?

It might lead to dancing.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-11 02:19am

Why don't fundies have sex standing up?

It might lead to dancing.