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Dumb Jokes For Hard Times
Posted: 2026-06-21 03:52am
by Raw Shark
Irishman sits down at the bar and orders a pint of Guiness. Sees the guy next to him and says, "Son of a bitch, you look just like me!"
"Son of a bitch, I do!"
"You from Dublin?"
"I am! What neighborhood?"
"Kilarney! What street?"
"Erin!"
Bartender whispers to the barmaid, "Watch out, the Murphy twins are hammered again..."
Re: Dumb Jokes For Hard Times
Posted: 2026-06-21 04:45pm
by muse
Re: Dumb Jokes For Hard Times
Posted: 2026-06-21 08:49pm
by Raw Shark
Y'know, the humor on B5 is kind of underappreciated. Sinclair and Garibaldi and Ivanova were all complete assholes sometimes. But then, so am I.
Re: Dumb Jokes For Hard Times
Posted: 2026-06-22 05:29pm
by J
Re: Dumb Jokes For Hard Times
Posted: 2026-06-22 09:47pm
by Solauren
Why don't people like fish jokes?
They take to long to reel in.
Re: Dumb Jokes For Hard Times
Posted: 2026-06-23 03:49am
by Raw Shark
muse, you're the best
As the proud owner of the Fishing Merit badge (#Eagle Scout) I actually do like fish jokes, but that is because it does take a while and generally involves a shitload of beer, especially if you have to bring a hut and a drill. (#Northman)
So a fish meets a guy one day, and he says, "Hey buddy you want to eat me?"
"Well this ain't a gay bar but I don't want to lie to you."
"Well I know a bigger guy..."
Next thing he knows he's in it with a shark which did not end well for him
