MKSheppard's weekend
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RayCav of ASVS
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MKSheppard's weekend
MKSheppard has requested that I inform you all that he plans to use electrical shocks, misuse of electrical tools, and other foolish, dumbshit stuff to turn his hand into a massive vibrator. That is all.
::sig removed because it STILL offended Kelly. Hey, it's not my fault that I thing Wedge is a::
Kelly: SHUT UP ALREADY!
Kelly: SHUT UP ALREADY!
That's both disgusting and stupid at the same time, just what I expected from Shep.
"I got so high last night I figured out how clouds work." - the miracle of marijuana
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"Every Revolution carries within it the seeds of its own destruction."-Dune
Legalize It!
Proud Member of the local 404 Professional Cynics Union.
"Every Revolution carries within it the seeds of its own destruction."-Dune
But I assume that it is a viabrator that somehow incorporates automatic weapons?
Howedar is no longer here. Need to talk to him? Talk to Pick.
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MKSheppard
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Damn AOHEll broswrr..
Shit, now I'm typing like Mr Bean and the LT put together.
anyway, RayCav got it wrong, in his humrous own way.
I have had a personal meeting with Reddy Kilowatt,
or all 120 volts of him, anyway while attempting to diagnose
a bad compressor.
I cstupidly stuck a metal screwdriver onto a LIVE relay for
the COmpressor motor, and got the biggest shock of my
life.
It felt like BZZZZZZZZZZ someone had grabbed my arm and
had turned it into a goddamn vibrator, and then my scream
of "FUCK THAT FUCKING HURT!" shatters the Virginian afternoon.
Lets not talk about the massive refrigerant leak that I triggered
earlier this morning, causing a massive smoky cloud of refrigerant
to billow forth from the liquid line of the air conditioner unit.
I probably increased Skin Cancer rates in Australia by 0.0001% thanks
to that. Oh well. It was worth it to see the inside of the air conditioner
turn into a fucking north pole snowglbe in the middle of a Virginia
Summer, EHEHEHE
Stay tuned to this thread for more MKSheppard mishaps with power
tools and otrer assorted machinery.
(I'll post to this thread infrequently over the weekend, thanks to
my dad's shitty pentiu,m 200 laptop using AOL 6.0 and dialup..)
anyway, RayCav got it wrong, in his humrous own way.
I have had a personal meeting with Reddy Kilowatt,
or all 120 volts of him, anyway while attempting to diagnose
a bad compressor.
I cstupidly stuck a metal screwdriver onto a LIVE relay for
the COmpressor motor, and got the biggest shock of my
life.
It felt like BZZZZZZZZZZ someone had grabbed my arm and
had turned it into a goddamn vibrator, and then my scream
of "FUCK THAT FUCKING HURT!" shatters the Virginian afternoon.
Lets not talk about the massive refrigerant leak that I triggered
earlier this morning, causing a massive smoky cloud of refrigerant
to billow forth from the liquid line of the air conditioner unit.
I probably increased Skin Cancer rates in Australia by 0.0001% thanks
to that. Oh well. It was worth it to see the inside of the air conditioner
turn into a fucking north pole snowglbe in the middle of a Virginia
Summer, EHEHEHE
Stay tuned to this thread for more MKSheppard mishaps with power
tools and otrer assorted machinery.
(I'll post to this thread infrequently over the weekend, thanks to
my dad's shitty pentiu,m 200 laptop using AOL 6.0 and dialup..)
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