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All right, if Maul doesn't just use the Infiltrator to blow VOY out of space with superior SW tech then he puts on a Vac-Suit, floats his ass over to the ship, Sticks his lightsaber in the nacelle then boom! Of course that might kill him, so maybe he cuts through a window and procedes to butcher every last one of them. Hopefully starting with Tuvok just for kicks and ending with janeway and a very entertaining Neelix death somewhere in the middle.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:All right, if Maul doesn't just use the Infiltrator to blow VOY out of space with superior SW tech then he puts on a Vac-Suit, floats his ass over to the ship, Sticks his lightsaber in the nacelle then boom! Of course that might kill him, so maybe he cuts through a window and procedes to butcher every last one of them. Hopefully starting with Tuvok just for kicks and ending with janeway and a very entertaining Neelix death somewhere in the middle.
I wish somebody would do a fanfic for that :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Darth Fanboy wrote:All right, if Maul doesn't just use the Infiltrator to blow VOY out of space with superior SW tech then he puts on a Vac-Suit, floats his ass over to the ship, Sticks his lightsaber in the nacelle then boom! Of course that might kill him, so maybe he cuts through a window and procedes to butcher every last one of them. Hopefully starting with Tuvok just for kicks and ending with janeway and a very entertaining Neelix death somewhere in the middle.
I don't know. Wouldn't cutting through the window be almost as quick as hitting a nacelle?
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Wouldn't exposing Neelix and Janeway to Maul be horribly cruel to Maul? :P
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Pain and suffering are the nature of the Sith, I'm sure he could cope :D

And then butcher them...ALL of them.... :twisted:
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Burak Gazan wrote:Pain and suffering are the nature of the Sith, I'm sure he could cope :D

And then butcher them...ALL of them.... :twisted:
I'm not sure the Dark Side is strong enough to overcome something that awful... :wink:
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Darksider wrote:I wish somebody would do a fanfic for that :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
See my "demented and cruel fanfic" while not Maul, it does involve slaughter of the voyager crew.
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Darksider wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:All right, if Maul doesn't just use the Infiltrator to blow VOY out of space with superior SW tech then he puts on a Vac-Suit, floats his ass over to the ship, Sticks his lightsaber in the nacelle then boom! Of course that might kill him, so maybe he cuts through a window and procedes to butcher every last one of them. Hopefully starting with Tuvok just for kicks and ending with janeway and a very entertaining Neelix death somewhere in the middle.
I wish somebody would do a fanfic for that :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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3rd Impact wrote:
Burak Gazan wrote:Pain and suffering are the nature of the Sith, I'm sure he could cope :D

And then butcher them...ALL of them.... :twisted:
I'm not sure the Dark Side is strong enough to overcome something that awful... :wink:
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Why wouldn't he just crash through into the shuttle bay and leave a bomb?
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Admiral Johnason wrote:Why wouldn't he just crash through into the shuttle bay and leave a bomb?
Er..why would he unnecessarily damage his ship?
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wih SW sheilds and Trek sheids, what damage are talking about. Besides, that is just the way a Sith needs to do things. He is just a bad-ass and Sam Jackson.
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Except that Jackson is a Jedi.
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