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THIS is friggen hilarious:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/beak.htm
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That was one of the first submissions of Newgrounds' Poortal. I've been laughing my ass off to that clip since 1999.
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That was cool. Stoner muppets!
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While throughly amusing, if you want to se some seriously fucked up muppets, go rent "Meet the Feebles" , its the Muppet show on premium peyote.......myt bud's and I had to watch it twice because we laughed so hard the first time we missed half of the movie.
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Speaking of screwed up muppets, I can never pass up the chance to post this Kermit animation....

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be warned, Meet the Feebles is horribly wong, and to some, painful to watch.
Balticon had a running thing for several years where we saw how many people sat through it from the point they entered as opposed to those who ran screaming, the Attendees of Balticon have yet to even beat the spread of about thirty(maybe forty this year)
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consequences wrote:be warned, Meet the Feebles is horribly wong, and to some, painful to watch.
Balticon had a running thing for several years where we saw how many people sat through it from the point they entered as opposed to those who ran screaming, the Attendees of Balticon have yet to even beat the spread of about thirty(maybe forty this year)
What makes it so bad? I haven't seen it...
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aerius wrote:Speaking of screwed up muppets, I can never pass up the chance to post this Kermit animation....
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That was just straight up disturbing.
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aphexmonster wrote:
aerius wrote:Speaking of screwed up muppets, I can never pass up the chance to post this Kermit animation....
.......

That was just straight up disturbing.
Yet, oddly, funny...
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Nathan F wrote:What makes it so bad? I haven't seen it...
I don't want to spoil it , but kinky inter-muppet sex, heavy drug use and murder all spring to mind. Its really great, Peter Jackson wrote and directed this little screen gem, how he got LotR with this on his resume is a wonder of the first order. Check it out, but be sure to have one of thoes little barf bags handy just in case.
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Sokar wrote:
Nathan F wrote:What makes it so bad? I haven't seen it...
I don't want to spoil it , but kinky inter-muppet sex, heavy drug use and murder all spring to mind. Its really great, Peter Jackson wrote and directed this little screen gem, how he got LotR with this on his resume is a wonder of the first order. Check it out, but be sure to have one of thoes little barf bags handy just in case.
Eh, I have a pretty tough stomach, but, I will keep a can nearby...
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Sokar wrote: I don't want to spoil it , but kinky inter-muppet sex, heavy drug use and murder all spring to mind. Its really great, Peter Jackson wrote and directed this little screen gem, how he got LotR with this on his resume is a wonder of the first order. Check it out, but be sure to have one of thoes little barf bags handy just in case.
That sounds great! I'll have to check it out someday.
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Don't say we didn't warn you. :twisted:
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consequences wrote:Don't say we didn't warn you. :twisted:
no warning is well enough to prepare him for the thrashing his brain is about to receive
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LoL. i've heard the audio file before, but...damn. Somebody's gonna get sued. :lol:

aerius...that pic is hillarious. you never need a reason to post it. just do it for the hell of it. :twisted:
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I just deleted that gif out of my HD the other day. We are some MESSED up mother fuckers.

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Cal...you had that and never showed me??!! Bastard!! :evil:
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Aww, come on. That picture's great.

I showed it to my mom the other day.

She made Teh Face. :twisted: :D
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Stoned on Seseme Street:

"Hey kids, I'd like to tell you what the day's number is...but I am really f*&%ed up right now."

"Did you just call me Krammit?"
"Yes I did!"
"Heehee....Krammit The Frog here..."

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Stoned on Seseme Street:

"Hey kids, I'd like to tell you what the day's number is...but I am really f*&%ed up right now."

"Did you just call me Krammit?"
"Yes I did!"
"Heehee....Krammit The Frog here..."
LoL. can't...stop....laughing :lol:
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Oh no, sweetie. I don't think you're a whore....whores actually charge money.
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