You're All Going to Hell!!

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-04-29 07:03pm

...But we all knew that.

But the question is, How low will you go?

I got Limbo.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-29 07:12pm

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-29 07:14pm

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-29 07:15pm

I wonder who got level 9

According to Dante, it's where you get chewed on by Satan for eternity.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-04-29 07:17pm

The Fifth Level - Banished to the River Styx

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-04-29 07:17pm

I'm going to gloomy hell #5

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-29 07:18pm

closet sci-fi fan wrote: If you're already being tortured, what's the downside to being stuck with an arrow?

No, the centaurs shoot you to make sure you don't get out and to make sure you stay completely under.

Datana · Post by **Datana** » 2003-04-29 07:19pm

Fifth level, JOY! If it wasn't that, I'd be a heretic. Boiling mud or flaming coffin? Ah, choices, choices.

Final Results:

Repenting Believers: Low
Virtuous Non-Believers: High
Lustful: Moderate
Gluttonous: Moderate
Prodigal and Avaricious: Very Low
Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Heretics: Very High
Violent: Moderate
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Moderate
Treacherous: Low

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-04-29 07:20pm

This really belongs in OT.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-29 07:26pm

I already found out when I read The Inferno for Lit and Translation.

I'm either going to Limbo (just wandering around) as an unbaptised child, or I'm going to Circle VI (burining forever in a flaming tomb) as a Heretic.

Limbo is probably the most likely.

EDIT: Took the test: Circle VI (Heretics). But I still think that I'm going to Limbo.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-04-29 07:28pm

Level 6 - City of Dis, baby!

D-town, w00t!!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-04-29 07:32pm

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-29 07:35pm

I'm going to Level 4, the level of avaricious capitalists. I wouldn't have had it any other way.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-29 07:37pm

I am a heretic, and I shall fry in the City Of Dis, the sixth level of Hell.

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

I've had worse.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-04-29 07:44pm

The Dante's Inferno Test wrote:
...has sent Coyote to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-29 08:02pm

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-04-29 08:03pm

Level 6, Vive Heretics!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-04-29 08:04pm

I got:

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

But only because I deliberately tried.

Sporkzen · Post by **Sporkzen** » 2003-04-29 08:18pm

Me high scorer... lvl 8 the maleabolge...
And i thought i was a good guy lol

Grand Moff Tim · Post by **Grand Moff Tim** » 2003-04-29 08:19pm

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-29 08:22pm

Fifth Level of Hell. Being a Southern Baptist, I expected better.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-29 08:24pm

The Fifth Level of Hell! Geez, didn't know I was so good.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-29 08:44pm

6th level. I guess I need to practice my evil.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-04-29 08:44pm

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-04-29 08:54pm

Hmm, I got Limbo. But I answered yes to having same-sex relations!

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html

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