POKE

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-04-30 08:54pm

WHAT IS WITH THE POKE

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-30 08:55pm

In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-30 08:55pm

Something old members get to do to newbies. *poke*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-30 08:56pm

It's a mild sedative to assure us you won't be leaving anytime soon.

The organ black market industry is in need of new donors...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-30 08:56pm

You dare question the poke?

*Drops 75 megaton nuke on Anget Fisher*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-30 08:57pm

FOOLS! DO NOT POKE SEGNOR MEMBERS!!!!!

*vaporizes the offending people above*

Or suffer the consequences!

*glares at the rest of the board*

Not that you can TELL I'm Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution since sigs have been disabled. *glares at you-know-who*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-30 08:59pm

Poking is the proper hazing ritual for new members. It's worst if you come in and start a thread introducing yourself.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-30 08:59pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:You dare question the poke?

*Drops 75 megaton nuke on Anget Fisher*

*One ups Skimmer by dropping an asteroid on Anget Fisher.*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-30 08:59pm

Does the term "overkill" mean anything to you guys, anything at all?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-30 09:01pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Does the term "overkill" mean anything to you guys, anything at all?

No, and the 75 megaton weapon is simply to level out the terrain for the five gigaton earth penatraitor.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-30 09:01pm

Beowulf wrote:*One ups Skimmer by dropping an asteroid on Anget Fisher.*

*Only to realize that Anget is not in at the crash site, but behind him, instants later: Beowulf is brutally stabbed to death*

Do not mess with the Chief of Espionoge.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-30 09:01pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Does the term "overkill" mean anything to you guys, anything at all?
No, and the 75 megaton weapon is simply to level out the terrain for the five gigaton earth penatraitor.

Oh good, for a minute then I thought you were going soft on me.

Continue.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-30 09:02pm

Beowulf wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:You dare question the poke?

*Drops 75 megaton nuke on Anget Fisher*
*One ups Skimmer by dropping an asteroid on Anget Fisher.*

*pops insystem in the Quake III and Superlasers the planet Anget Fisher was on*

<(BZAKKKKKKKKKK!!!)>

{KER-FUCKING-BOOOOMMMMM!!}

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-30 09:02pm

The truth is, it's a simple way to boost post count.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-30 09:04pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*pops insystem in the Quake III and Superlasers the planet Anget Fisher was on*

<(BZAKKKKKKKKKK!!!)>

{KER-FUCKING-BOOOOMMMMM!!}

*Einhears from behind: "Ah the wonders of decoys", just as a trio of shurikins fly into the back of his neck*

Seriously, no poking Gnomish agents. They have a tendency to BRUTALLY MURDER their pokers.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-04-30 09:06pm

Yes it is,

Poke

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-30 09:07pm

And so another body to the pile....

*God Emperor is found face-down in San Fransico Bay two weeks later*

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-30 09:07pm

It's a greeting habit...no real foul.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-04-30 09:07pm

yes that is true thank you DGG I was just wondering

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-30 09:09pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*pops insystem in the Quake III and Superlasers the planet Anget Fisher was on*

<(BZAKKKKKKKKKK!!!)>

{KER-FUCKING-BOOOOMMMMM!!}
*Einhears from behind: "Ah the wonders of decoys", just as a trio of shurikins fly into the back of his neck*

Seriously, no poking Gnomish agents. They have a tendency to BRUTALLY MURDER their pokers.

Oh, wonderful! How the hell did you board my ship anyway?

*Sn0's spirit drifts to the nearest clone chamber he has prepared for just this contingency. Several minutes later, the chamber opens...*

Be lucky I'm in no mood to fight the Gnomes. I could license my cloner tech to your empire, however...

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-04-30 09:10pm

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!

****POKE****

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-04-30 09:10pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:And so another body to the pile....

*God Emperor is found face-down in San Fransico Bay two weeks later*

You dragged my boddy that far. Well I was face down but not dead.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-30 09:12pm

Well Anget, I see you have arrived; feel free to do away with these pokers as you please.

As to Ein: No hard feelings, but when you poke a SEGNOR Agent, you're asking for trouble. As for the cloners, I've got a few here myself for the few biological members of my orginazation, but as you may know, it is impossible to get any clonable DNA from an inanimate object...

But, it was good doing buisness with you anyways.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-30 09:13pm

God Emperor wrote:You dragged my boddy that far. Well I was face down but not dead.

Semantics!

*for no apparent reason, a xenomorph hatchling bursts out of God Emperor's chest; KILLING HIM indefiantely*

Better?

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-30 09:19pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:*One ups Skimmer by dropping an asteroid on Anget Fisher.*
*Only to realize that Anget is not in at the crash site, but behind him, instants later: Beowulf is brutally stabbed to death*

Or at least, I would have been if it weren't for the suit of power armor I was wearing.