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This fundamentalist moron from KDS has a radical new proposal to increase the birth rate in Sweden.

She wants more porn on the tv, her suggestion is that every saturday all day should be dedicated to porn on tv.
This would lead to the Swedes get more horny and get more kids.

Now this is a statement I would love to see from the fundamentalist morons over in the USA

We here in North America can broadcast more porn than those Swedes, dammit! More porn! We can't let them get ahead of us in the porn race!!!

Wouldn't that lead Swedes to just masturbate more rather than have sex?

Seems kinda counterproductive.

Darth Wong wrote:We here in North America can broadcast more porn than those Swedes, dammit! More porn! We can't let them get ahead of us in the porn race!!!

We already have 2 dedicated porn channels, they're called Showcase and Bravo. They along with CityTV put on some mighty interesting shows on Friday night.

Porn is evil, you heretical heathens shall suffer God's wrath!!
Once he's available, the next smiting should be expected within the next 500,000 years, please take a number.

I'm sure after looking at women wikth fake , men won't want to screw their wives. In Canada, don't they have looser TV regulatuions? Like, for example, Canadian kid's progamming can actually depict weapons? And why do we need that on TV? There's plenty of cheap, doctored crap on the Internet, and the real women in the magazines that cadn be found at any grocery store newstand!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm sure after looking at women wikth fake , men won't want to screw their wives.

Why would you think that? I've seen lots and lots of porn, and I still want to screw my wife. We often watch it together. Porn is good.

In Canada, don't they have looser TV regulatuions? Like, for example, Canadian kid's progamming can actually depict weapons?

It always has. What do you think Yosemite Sam was shooting at Bugs Bunny? What do you think Elmer Fudd was carrying? Of course children's programming can depict weapons. Are you saying that it's illegal where you live?

And why do we need that on TV?

Because it's better than watching CNN repeat the same goddamned news story 850 times with like-minded analysis from 850 different "experts" before they finally lumber onto something new.

There's plenty of cheap, doctored crap on the Internet, and the real women in the magazines that cadn be found at any grocery store newstand!

Internet porn sucks; like I'm really going to cough up my credit card number to some shady outfit running a porn site out of Bulgaria just to watch postage-stamp sized video, when I could rent a DVD at the local store. And magazine porn sucks too; who wants to look at dirty pictures when you can watch dirty videos?

Read over the Christian Democratic party website. They can hardly be called Christian fundamentalists.

Just a nitpick...

About children's programming and the depiction of weapons, a lot of it changes from network to network, I think.

On Fox (last time I checked, at least), you can show weapons, and even have them discharge, but no one can be shown getting shot, stabbed, strangled, doing drugs, breaking glass with their bodies, endangering children, talking about sex or religion, endangering animals, etc.
So a man on a cartoon show could shoot at another man, but miss and hit a window behind him, but if he hits the man, or throws him through the window, it's a no-no.
And exceptions can be made either way (more or less strict) because each episode is reviewed individually by a board of censors.

Darth Wong wrote:We here in North America can broadcast more porn than those Swedes, dammit! More porn! We can't let them get ahead of us in the porn race!!!

*Bangs shoe repetadly on table*
Sweden is produsing porn like sausages, they will bury you!

Stuart Mackey wrote: *Bangs shoe repetadly on table*
Sweden is produsing porn like sausages, they will bury you!

Interesting choice of words.

well ofcourse we're producing alot of porn not just in sweden but the whole of scandinavia, don't you know we're all tall beatifull viking descendants?

Our plan is to increase our population because we need alot of people so that our future imperialistical colonial empire can rise and propser and eventually take over the world.

I've said too much already.

Its the new Cold War baby.

The Porn race...

In the words of Kosh...

'and so it begins'

Darth Wong wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There's plenty of cheap, doctored crap on the Internet, and the real women in the magazines that cadn be found at any grocery store newstand!

Internet porn sucks; like I'm really going to cough up my credit card number to some shady outfit running a porn site out of Bulgaria just to watch postage-stamp sized video, when I could rent a DVD at the local store. And magazine porn sucks too; who wants to look at dirty pictures when you can watch dirty videos?

HERETIC!

You pay for porn? That's what newsgroups are for. You can get full sized, VCD format videos, for free. Ahhh, combining my love of porn with my love of piracy. What could be better?

...

Pirate Porn. Arrrr, ever been to sea, Billy?

C.S.Strowbridge wrote:Ahhh, combining my love of porn with my love of piracy. What could be better?

"Live, Interactive Porn."

Lagmonster wrote:

C.S.Strowbridge wrote:Ahhh, combining my love of porn with my love of piracy. What could be better?

"Live, Interactive Porn."

I like your thinking

So would that be one in every bus stop or what are you thinking here Lagmonster?

Mr Bean wrote:So would that be one in every bus stop or what are you thinking here Lagmonster?

Hell, I'm just thinking live and interactive. I'm not sure about the 'bus stop' concept, mind you. I don't need anybody watching as I go fishing for Moby if you get my drift. Oh, wait! That's what we need: Door-to-door live, interactive porn salespeople.

(DING DONG, open door, hot woman is standing there)
Woman: Can we interest you in possibly participating in your own porn film with a couple of really hot people?
You: HELL YES!!

aerius wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:We here in North America can broadcast more porn than those Swedes, dammit! More porn! We can't let them get ahead of us in the porn race!!!

We already have 2 dedicated porn channels, they're called Showcase and Bravo. They along with CityTV put on some mighty interesting shows on Friday night.

That is true, especially with Showcase airing porno's once a month, as well as Red Shoe Diaries.

Yahoo Groups is pretty good for porn.

Darth Wong wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm sure after looking at women wikth fake , men won't want to screw their wives.

Why would you think that? I've seen lots and lots of porn, and I still want to screw my wife. We often watch it together. Porn is good.

I have to agree with DW here. My GF and I tend to find Porn a good leadin to forplay (like we need it). Gets the jucies realy flowing, you could say. There's nothing inherently wrong with porn. It's just that it became politicaly expediant to take a negitive veiw to it, leading to it becomind socialy correct to do the same. Well, I don't like fitting into the crowd, never have... so let them rant all they want, me and my gf will watch porn when we want, get horny, and screw like rabbits.

Porn is the greatest thing that was ever concieved. If it weren't for porn, the U.S economy would have been totally shit canned after the stocks bottomed out.

Without porn, all that sexual tension would have to be released in a different way, say...nuclear war.

Darth Yoshi wrote:Without porn, all that sexual tension would have to be released in a different way, say...nuclear war.

I fail to see the problem with that.