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New Star Wars fan film

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How..........um...........exciting
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Okay...
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In other words it is the truth.
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*shakes head* He's using DRESS SHOES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Oh Dear God :!: :!: :!:
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Unfortunate.....most unfortunate.
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And that is Darth Fatass or Darth Inept, take your pick.
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Darth Fatty
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"The captain has informed you that you may pull out your eyes now." :shock:
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LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You know what, that reminded me of Chris Farley. Actually if you think about it, that is probably how he would have made a Star Wars movie with himself in it, similar to the Beverly Hill Ninja thing.
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Death from the Sea wrote:You know what, that reminded me of Chris Farley. Actually if you think about it, that is probably how he would have made a Star Wars movie with himself in it, similar to the Beverly Hill Ninja thing.
Chris Farely IS ......Darth Fatass. Now, if only he was alive they could make ANOTHER lame movie starring SNL stars..............


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Post by DPDarkPrimus »

I had a humorous and good idea for a SW fanfilm... but it would be rather long, and I don't know that I have the time and money to invest.
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Laird wrote:In other words it is the truth.
How can your average Trekkie swinging a toy lightsaber around be considered the truth? :D
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