Yeah, stripper girlfriends

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-06 10:29pm

So anyway, I had this stripper girlfriend before and I wanted her to stop. She couldn't get a good job, she had to work as like a receptionist, she was getting like 7 bucks an hour, taxes were taken out, she had to drive into downtown every day, and she was mad at me when she got back. She used to make about 300 dollars per day, and then after that go sit at the beach and tan.

So she stripped again while she was living with me for a while. And then she got another job, and I think she met some dude at that job. She kept in contact with my grandmother though. Those two kept in touch. Actually, when she dumped me, she moved into my grandmother's house. Yeah, it's nice to drive by the grandmother's house and see some dude's motorcycle parked in front. Working my girlfriend in my grandmother's bed--the one I used to jump into and eat crackers with them in the morning! It's great. Then the night you didn't see the bike parked out in front of the house, you'd drive down the street and see it parked around the corner. That's the other move, it's like, Hey, park it down the block. Superman doesn't have that kind of range, he'll never do the math. He'll think you're in there F-ing the elderly couple that lives catty-corner to my grandparents.

Anyone know what I mean?

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 10:33pm

Having a stripper for a girlfriend can be a real pain. High maintenance, wierd hours, and the fact that she is 'entertaining' other men for cash. Makes you wonder.

Been there, done that; and my roomate's GF is doing it too...

Very very few of them have their head screwed on straight...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-06 10:38pm

Yeah, it's like I always say: Listen up, fathers: if you want to mistreat your young daughter, congratulations. You'll be seeing her in a porn movie or on a stage taking off her clothes later on.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 10:42pm

Superman wrote:Yeah, it's like I always say: Listen up, fathers: if you want to mistreat your young daughter, congratulations. You'll be seeing her in a porn movie or on a stage taking off her clothes later on.

Not necessarily daddy's fault. Could be other factors...

In the case of my sister, she was diagnosed as bi-polar. Ugghh...!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-06 10:44pm

True. Could be the uncle's...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 10:47pm

At least in my sisters case she is on the proper meds, stable, and away from the pole...

One of the reasons I stopped going to topless bars.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-05-06 10:47pm

EmperorMing wrote:Having a stripper for a girlfriend can be a real pain. High maintenance, wierd hours, and the fact that she is 'entertaining' other men for cash. Makes you wonder.

Been there, done that; and my roomate's GF is doing it too...

Very very few of them have their head screwed on straight...

I got a buddy that has this thing for getting stripper as a girlfriend. He does not seem to get it that strippers are not well adjusted normal girls who will give up 500 dollars a night to settle down and spit out children.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-06 10:50pm

Yeah, the other one I always say is: Fathers: be nice to your daughters, or else later on they'll go out with guys who call them 'skanky bitches.'

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 10:56pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:Having a stripper for a girlfriend can be a real pain. High maintenance, wierd hours, and the fact that she is 'entertaining' other men for cash. Makes you wonder.

Been there, done that; and my roomate's GF is doing it too...

Very very few of them have their head screwed on straight...
I got a buddy that has this thing for getting stripper as a girlfriend. He does not seem to get it that strippers are not well adjusted normal girls who will give up 500 dollars a night to settle down and spit out children.

Yeah. I went through that phase too. It *can* be fun for a while...

But look out when the ride ends.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-06 11:02pm

Yeah, when they can't seem to keep their vaginas between you and themselves, the ride is pretty much over.

You know, a normal girl MIGHT cheat on you because you are not fulfilling their needs somehow. If you only keep your girl around for sex, never do anything for her, control her, slap her around, etc., she is probably going to get loving from somewhere else. When a woman stops doing something sexually, it means you stopped doing something emotionally. But stripper chicks, they just cheat because they can, or more appropriately, they're going to screw over every guy they can because daddy screwed her first. You know what I mean? It's like, their dads won first place in the "World's Biggest A-Hole" competition, and now they have to go for "Runner-Up."

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 11:24pm

This daddy thing...You know of a few instances? It seems to come up a lot.

Lord Sander · Post by **Lord Sander** » 2003-05-06 11:26pm

<reason> Can't you just tell your grandmother that you feel uncomfortable (putting it mildly) to see your ex's new boyfriend hang around the house so much, and that you feel betrayed (I suppose that's what it is, or not?) that she allows this? </reason>

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-06 11:32pm

Well I co-hosted a radio show at my university station where we would do sort of a "Loveline" type of show. The issue of past abuse and current sexual deviancy would often come up. I learnred something along the lines of this. It's a random thing that happens 100% of the time. Everyone's different, everyone's an individual, everyone chooses their own path, but they just act out on their past 100% of the time. That's it.

I remember once talking to a 16 year old girl whose dad went to jail, and she was having sex with a 24 year old who had two kids, and he made her get an abortion. I remember saying something like: "Do you have to sabotage your life, or can't you just live it? You know what I mean? If yo're not gonna go to college, study, or learn to play the piano, at least don't F- up your life intentionally. It's like, if you're not gonna go get your car's oil changed, at least don't pour sand in it." This is what I was talking about.

And what this has to do with stripper girlfriends, I have no clue... Did I just hijack my own thread? Is that possible?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-06 11:33pm

Ah, Lord, it was years ago... Eventually, the dude got sick of her, the grandma got sick of her... I think she's on heroine.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-06 11:35pm

Geez...That is messed up.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-05-07 12:33am

You forgot to mention the WORST part about stripper girlfriends.
Even if their head was on straight before they took up this career, the job is to LIE to men they are not interested in, and convince then otherwise.
This is a form of training, with being dishonest as the goal. They better they lie, and tell the men what they want to hear, the more money they make.
This will corrupt even the most honest.
This job has so much about it that will ruin your life while enjoying the process. It is so easy to get used to constant cash flow with no work, as expenditures always rise to meet income.

Loser boyfriends. Prettyboys, with no job skills, or abusive ASSHOLES.(just like daddy.)

I worked in an X-rated bookstore that shared the strip club building with us. Let me tell you, after the girls work there a while, they CAN'T tell the truth any more. Even simple things, like are you genuinly interested in me, a lower middle class guy.The number of false yeses was incredible. The universal plan was to say yes, and then act like a total bitch, to drive you off, after giving you a false cheerful yes.

The drugs. 2-6 hundred a day for zero education or training, in the pockets of 18/28 year olds. Even if they didn't party before, they soon will.
They get off at 2AM, and what the fuck is open then? Let's go party at so and so's place.

These women often find thenselves pushing 30, with children, no job skills, no savings, no husband, and a leach for a borfriend.
Then their looks begin to fade, as time and unhealthy lifestyle start to make a showing.
They then start to be displaced by a younger prettier crowd.

When I first got the job, I thought it was so cool. 2 years later, I hated the place, and was sure it was evil. (not the porno, the stripping)
A tragic, sad evil, as only the owner ever hung onto any money longer than 2 weeks.
The place was also a looney/drunk/druggy magnet.

Oh, but the Christmas parties! Drunk stippers, in a private place, with people they trust. Woo Hoo! The nudity begins within 2 hours.
Normaly it wouldn't take so long, but we had to eat dinner and pass out the gifts first.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-07 12:36am

Yup. That's about right...

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-05-07 12:44am

The whole thing can be summed up as such.
"I'm going to do it all over again, exactly the same way, only THIS time I'll get it RIGHT!"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-07 12:50am

Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:The whole thing can be summed up as such.
"I'm going to do it all over again, exactly the same way, only THIS time I'll get it RIGHT!"

Hhmmm; "Those who do not pay attention to history are doomed to repeat it..."

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-07 01:45am

You worked in an X Rated book store? Did they have videos?

You know what I hate about some of those pornos... At the beginning of the porn movies I watch, frequently, the have the phone sex numbers, and they got these hot chicks, and they’re usually, like, blowing a guy BUT they’re talking to you. They’re blowing the guy, and then they’re pulling the guy’s dork out and they’re like, 'Ooooh, I'm so hot. I'm so hot for you. Why don’t you call me.' And I'm thinking, 'You're BLOWING this dude! I WAS gonna call you, bitch, but who's THIS guy?!! You're hot for me? You got this guy's DORK in your mouth!!! What do you mean you're hot for me, I thought we had something!' And in the next scene, she's on top of the guy, and she's having intercourse with the guy, and she's going, 'I want you, I want you.' And I'm like, 'Who's this guy you're F-ing?! What about him? And can't he hear you?! He's gotta be pissed! I don’t know if this guy's your boyfriend, or your husband, I dunno who this guy is, but I'm not coming over there, pulling HIS penis out of your mouth, and inserting mine!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-07 04:13am

Superman wrote:"It's like, if you're not gonna go get your car's oil changed, at least don't pour sand in it." This is what I was talking about.

I wish I'd had that metaphor available for use back in my young and idealistic high school days when I thought my radiant goodness and caring would teach fucked up girls to...well, stop being fucked up. It wouldn't have changed anything, but it's such a good metaphor, that when they didn't follow my advice, I would have gotten frustrated faster and given up sooner.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-07 07:50am

RedImperator wrote:
Superman wrote:"It's like, if you're not gonna go get your car's oil changed, at least don't pour sand in it." This is what I was talking about.
I wish I'd had that metaphor available for use back in my young and idealistic high school days when I thought my radiant goodness and caring would teach fucked up girls to...well, stop being fucked up. It wouldn't have changed anything, but it's such a good metaphor, that when they didn't follow my advice, I would have gotten frustrated faster and given up sooner.

Hey! fuck 'em. Hhmmm, good advice...

Seriously, they wont listen as their emotions and hang-ups are in the way.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-05-07 08:49am

My advice: Try it out with a bad girl once. Then never chase them again.

Also, go ahead and marry the girl that seems too good for you. You're not on a guarantee, but you've got excellent odds that it's a good choice.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-07 09:35am

Lagmonster wrote:My advice: Try it out with a bad girl once. Then never chase them again.

I never went through that phase of chasing bad girls. Couldn't explain why not, though. I was just never interested in skanks.

Also, go ahead and marry the girl that seems too good for you. You're not on a guarantee, but you've got excellent odds that it's a good choice.

I've always said that if you feel like you must try to improve yourself as a man in order to be worthy of her, then you made a good choice.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-07 10:21am

EmperorMing wrote:
In the case of my sister, she was diagnosed as bi-polar. Ugghh...!

Not to sound like an idiot, but what does "bi-polar" mean?? I've never heard the word being used in that fashion before.

(Or did you just mean bisexual?? There's nothing wrong with that)