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Jeri Ryan vs. Dilbert
Posted: 2003-05-08 05:11am
by Darth Fanboy
Dilbert wakes up and looks over at his 7 of 9 alarm clock
"Resistance is Futile"
"I wonder if a guy like me could ever date Jeri Ryan"
"That too is Futile"
"That does it"
(Dilbert reaches for clock)
"Do not touch me"
"Then how do I turn you off?"
"Trust me, I am already turned off."
"Clocktease"
Posted: 2003-05-08 10:45am
by Jason von Evil
My ribs...laughing too hard, they hurt.
Posted: 2003-05-08 06:51pm
by Admiral Johnason
Your atempt to stop laughing is futile.
Posted: 2003-05-08 08:19pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
Ouch!
Posted: 2003-05-09 08:28am
by Gandalf
I remember that one, it was rather funny.
Dilbert vs Dogbert
Posted: 2003-05-26 06:49pm
by Coalition
Dilbert is going into his bathroom, to take a shower. The shower is fully automated, including voice recognition.
Dilbert: 99 please.
Computer: 99.
Dogbert: (off tot he side) 400.
Computer: -
Dilbert: Nice try, but I programmed it to only recognize my voice.
Dogbert: Well it was worth a shot.
Dilbert: Hey, I'm a cautious person.
Dogbert: Is that why you had training wheels on your bike until you were seventeen?
Dilbert: Fourteen!
Computer: Fourteen.
Dilbert: Yeeeeekkk!!!!! Ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine.
The ice slowly melts off Dilbert.
Dilbert: Don't do that.
Dogbert: That is a umb voice for it anyway. Did you get it from a movie, what was it, Something Something A Space Odyssey?
Dilbert: It wasn't something, something, it was 2001 A Space -YEEAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Next scene shows Dilbert stepping out of the shower, skin bright red. He puts a towel on, and the towel catches on fire.
Dogbert: n the plus side, you look much cleaner.
I probably remembered it wrong, but it still cracks me up every time.
Posted: 2003-05-27 07:58pm
by darthdavid
I love dilbert.
Posted: 2003-05-27 08:28pm
by neoolong
I just wish the show lasted longer.