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Who's the biggest gaming bad-arse?

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My nominations go to:

Garrett - Thief 1&2,
No.47 - Hitman 1&2,
Sam Fisher - Splinter Cell,
Kurt - MDK,
Enric - Die by the Sword,

honorable mention:

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Solid Snake.

Seriously, that's all that needs to be said. Snake is the biggest fucking badass that the gaming world has ever seen. :twisted:
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Gotta love Enric though...I'm surprised to find someone else who has played DBTS.
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More bad-arses:

Max Payne - Max Payne
Secret Service Agent Frank Horrigan - Fallout 2
General Barnakay - Fallout: Tactics
Duke Nukem - Duke Nukem 1,2, 3D
That guy in Red Faction that could hover and had nanotech - Red Faction
Predator - Aliens vs. Predator
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Ryoga wrote:Solid Snake.

Seriously, that's all that needs to be said. Snake is the biggest fucking badass that the gaming world has ever seen. :twisted:
Pah, Snake is not even in the league of most of those. Indeed, he only made it into my sig banner because I needed to fill space.
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weemadando wrote:
Ryoga wrote:Solid Snake.

Seriously, that's all that needs to be said. Snake is the biggest fucking badass that the gaming world has ever seen. :twisted:
Pah, Snake is not even in the league of most of those. Indeed, he only made it into my sig banner because I needed to fill space.
Should use JC Denton. He could eat Solid Snake for breakfast. :twisted:
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weemadando wrote:
Ryoga wrote:Solid Snake.

Seriously, that's all that needs to be said. Snake is the biggest fucking badass that the gaming world has ever seen. :twisted:
Pah, Snake is not even in the league of most of those. Indeed, he only made it into my sig banner because I needed to fill space.
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Nice banner though. :D

What about "The Guy" a.k.a. Slater from GTA3?
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Actually, I refer to the GTA3 guy as "Charlie", since he looks a lot like Charlie Sheen from "The Chase".

Anways... what about the Vault Dweller from Fallout? He (or she) was pretty fucking badass if you played right.
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47, by far. Its impossible to reach a higher level of coolness.
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Give me a fucking break. The blue blur himself

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Bomberman - guy is imprisoned in a maze with people who only want to kill him and he bombards them, again and again. :P

Others.. maybe mr. 47 or Zeratul.
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I think Kyle Katarn and John Mullins also both have to rate.
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I think Gordon Freeman would be an honorable mention. He did only manage to take on a good chunk of Xen and nail one of the most powerful Triads, Nihilanth... so what if he's a geek :D
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The Female Bad-Arses

Karen Sendak (Sorry about the previous mispelling)
Shodan-Ok, she's an AI
Samus-First fem bad ass in a computer game...
Aya Brea: New York Cop that has a worse time every New Year then John Mc Clane of Die Hard...
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Crayz9000 wrote:I think Gordon Freeman would be an honorable mention. He did only manage to take on a good chunk of Xen and nail one of the most powerful Triads, Nihilanth... so what if he's a geek :D
Gordon definately rates. I mean, for a geek-boy he did fucking well.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Karen Sendak (Sorry about the previous mispelling)
Karan Sjet, actually. ;)
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Hotfoot wrote:
Gotta love Enric though...I'm surprised to find someone else who has played DBTS.
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Enric is so the man, and DBTS was a cool game. I have the expansion, but was never able to find the "Curse pack".
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So if we invited the Female Bad Asses and the Male bad asses together who would "Pair Up well"?

aside from the fact that Lara (Fem Bad ass wanna be) would be in serious trouble?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:So if we invited the Female Bad Asses and the Male bad asses together who would "Pair Up well"?

aside from the fact that Lara (Fem Bad ass wanna be) would be in serious trouble?
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Of course Garret & Willhiem would probably both aknowledge doing the Dungeon Siege Girl, hey she's from the evil empire of course she was easy, but a total money grubbing pain afterwards...
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Joanna Dark seemed pretty bad-ass to me, though she seems less of a "bad-ass" and more of a "lean, fit, killing machine". Still, at the end of her first real mission, while leaping off the roof of a skyscraper into her ride, she spins in mid-air and takes two shot, and scored two kills.
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I'll have to say Duke Nukem, he's just cool.
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Lord of the Farce wrote:Joanna Dark seemed pretty bad-ass to me, though she seems less of a "bad-ass" and more of a "lean, fit, killing machine". Still, at the end of her first real mission, while leaping off the roof of a skyscraper into her ride, she spins in mid-air and takes two shot, and scored two kills.
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JC Denton, how many guys can keep fighting and moving with no legs and one arm?
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