oh, and as a result I now have keys to a room holding several canisters of pressurized Nitrus Oxide (What Guiness uses to pump thier draft beer), a narcotic explosive....
Yah, My bar just got Guiness!
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Yah, My bar just got Guiness!
yes, that's right my bar just got Guiness!!!!
oh, and as a result I now have keys to a room holding several canisters of pressurized Nitrus Oxide (What Guiness uses to pump thier draft beer), a narcotic explosive....
oh, and as a result I now have keys to a room holding several canisters of pressurized Nitrus Oxide (What Guiness uses to pump thier draft beer), a narcotic explosive....
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Mmmmmm explosives
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Re: Yah, My bar just got Guiness!
Little good but lots of fun can come from this combination of bear and bombsThe Yosemite Bear wrote:
oh, and as a result I now have keys to a room holding several canisters of pressurized Nitrus Oxide (What Guiness uses to pump thier draft beer), a narcotic explosive....
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Re: Yah, My bar just got Guiness!
Sea Skimmer wrote: Little good but lots of fun can come from this combination of bear and bombs
has a sudden image of a fundie suicide bomber bear...
decides sod it and goes to get pint of guinness
Mmmmmmmmmmm guinness...
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Re: Yah, My bar just got Guiness!
I doubt the Bear would do around killing people. Scaring campers in the park though...GonK wrote:
has a sudden image of a fundie suicide bomber bear...
decides sod it and goes to get pint of guinness
Mmmmmmmmmmm guinness...
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Re: Yah, My bar just got Guiness!
Rolling a keg of beer over Half Dome might be kinda funny. I wonder how loud of a noise it would make when it hits the valley floor.Sea Skimmer wrote:I doubt the Bear would do around killing people. Scaring campers in the park though...GonK wrote:
has a sudden image of a fundie suicide bomber bear...
decides sod it and goes to get pint of guinness
Mmmmmmmmmmm guinness...
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Guinness - good
Wasting presuried gass resulting in no guinness - bad
On a serrious note Guinness in America tastes nothing like the guinness made back home. I was in Boston once at an Irish American thing, which is where a lot of my dislike of Irish Americans comes from, and the pint i was given tasted like crap, i couldn't drink it.
Wasting presuried gass resulting in no guinness - bad
On a serrious note Guinness in America tastes nothing like the guinness made back home. I was in Boston once at an Irish American thing, which is where a lot of my dislike of Irish Americans comes from, and the pint i was given tasted like crap, i couldn't drink it.
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They probably didn't now how to pour it correctly either.Darth Pounder wrote:Guinness - good
Wasting presuried gass resulting in no guinness - bad
On a serrious note Guinness in America tastes nothing like the guinness made back home. I was in Boston once at an Irish American thing, which is where a lot of my dislike of Irish Americans comes from, and the pint i was given tasted like crap, i couldn't drink it.
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It's always the quiet ones.
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It's always the quiet ones.
With a shamrock?Mark S wrote:They probably didn't now how to pour it correctly either.Darth Pounder wrote:Guinness - good
Wasting presuried gass resulting in no guinness - bad
On a serrious note Guinness in America tastes nothing like the guinness made back home. I was in Boston once at an Irish American thing, which is where a lot of my dislike of Irish Americans comes from, and the pint i was given tasted like crap, i couldn't drink it.
(and this is fecking London we're talking about here)
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No, not with a Shamrock. If I want that I'll draw one on with my finger. There is apparently a certain and specific way to pour guinness I've been told. I don't know what that way is myself exactly but I've had good pours and I've had very bad, bad pours. A bartender at a pub I used to go to showed me once but I don't really remember. I don't know how true it is but I've been told that old coots have been known to send their guinness back if it isn't poured properly. *shrug*
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"The best part of 'believe' is the lie."
It's always the quiet ones.
"The best part of 'believe' is the lie."
It's always the quiet ones.
Hell, back in Slough I could pour a decent Guiness.Mark S wrote:No, not with a Shamrock. If I want that I'll draw one on with my finger. There is apparently a certain and specific way to pour guinness I've been told. I don't know what that way is myself exactly but I've had good pours and I've had very bad, bad pours. A bartender at a pub I used to go to showed me once but I don't really remember. I don't know how true it is but I've been told that old coots have been known to send their guinness back if it isn't poured properly. *shrug*
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"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
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*cough* *cough* real bartenders don't count.The Yosemite Bear wrote:Yes, there is a specific way of pouring it, I happen to know it too.
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