Are moms smart or what!

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Drach
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Are moms smart or what!

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Subject: The room mate!

Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs.Hester had been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and his roommate Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two, Mrs. Hester began to wonder if there was more between Brian and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thought's, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote, "Dear mother, I'm not saying that you did take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian"

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read "Dear Son, I am not saying that you `do` sleep with Stephanie and I'm not saying that you `do not` sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

Never lie to your mother.
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Post by KhyronTheBackstabber »

That sounds like something my mom would pull.
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