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the truth behind Enterprise
Posted: 2003-05-29 01:59am
by Typhonis 1
I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.
Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.
Posted: 2003-05-29 03:24am
by Superman
In other words, it SUCKS!?
Re: the truth behind Enterprise
Posted: 2003-05-29 06:37am
by Peregrin Toker
Typhonis 1 wrote:I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.
Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.
Now that explains everything...
Re: the truth behind Enterprise
Posted: 2003-05-29 07:41am
by paladin
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Typhonis 1 wrote:I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.
Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.
Now that explains everything...
I hope Typhonis1 is right.
Posted: 2003-05-29 10:26am
by neoolong
So it's like that Voyager episode then.
Posted: 2003-05-29 11:27am
by Posbi
You mean the seven seasons of Voyager, right?
Posted: 2003-05-29 11:32am
by Montcalm
So Enterprise is some kind of docu-drama,now i understand why its so screwed-up.
Posted: 2003-05-29 11:49am
by Typhonis 1
Yes a docudrama with the producers biases in it. After all they have few records from the 22nd century,according to TNG, and he took some creative liscence.
Posted: 2003-05-29 01:59pm
by neoolong
Posbi wrote:You mean the seven seasons of Voyager, right?
No. I mean the episode of Voyager where the Doc makes a holonovel of the events of Voyager which is heavily exaggerated and biased to make it unlike what actually happened.
Posted: 2003-05-29 02:20pm
by Lord Pounder
Was that the one where the Maquis try and take over the ship? I thought Tuvok made that.
Posted: 2003-05-29 02:38pm
by Ronaldo
That's an interesting theory. The Holo-Novel idea would explain why there are so many continuity errors, intentional or unintentional.
Posted: 2003-05-29 02:47pm
by neoolong
Darth Pounder wrote:Was that the one where the Maquis try and take over the ship? I thought Tuvok made that.
No. That was a training sim Tuvok made.
The one I'm talking about is in the later seasons when they had established contact with the Federation and the Doc had a contract to write a novel about the exploits of Voyager in the Delta Quadrant.
Posted: 2003-05-29 02:51pm
by neoolong
I just realized that this makes me seem like I watched Voyager a lot. I didn't. I just have a good memory for this sort of thing. No, really.
Posted: 2003-05-29 03:24pm
by Admiral Johnason
Possible, that could explain why the Vulcans act all illogical and stuff.
Posted: 2003-05-30 09:54pm
by darthdavid
The author was romulan and wanted to make vulcans look like idiots...
Posted: 2003-05-31 12:59am
by Crown
darthdavid wrote:The author was romulan and wanted to make vulcans look like idiots...
Posted: 2003-05-31 01:12am
by David
darthdavid wrote:The author was romulan and wanted to make vulcans look like idiots...
or a buch of sex addicts.....
Posted: 2003-05-31 01:21am
by neoolong
David wrote:darthdavid wrote:The author was romulan and wanted to make vulcans look like idiots...
or a buch of sex addicts.....
Bad sex addicts. Or else it would just have been porn.
I have a better explanation:
Posted: 2003-05-31 02:25am
by Kurgan
Two guys named B&B, after a night of heavy drinking and the use of recreational drugs decided they needed some easy cash for junk food and beer.....
Re: the truth behind Enterprise
Posted: 2003-05-31 05:25pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
Typhonis 1 wrote:I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.
Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.
A wildly inaccurate work of historical fiction. Interesting take on it. Perhaps Nog is the author.
Re: I have a better explanation:
Posted: 2003-05-31 05:44pm
by YT300000
Kurgan wrote:Two guys named B&B, after a night of heavy drinking and the use of recreational drugs decided they needed some easy cash for junk food and beer.....
So they created Enterprise. And lo and behold, it does get them ratings. When someone sees the beginning of an episode, they drop dead.
Across the world, millions of TVs are playing, because their dead owners can't switch them off.
Posted: 2003-05-31 05:52pm
by Tribun
You seem to have a REALLY low opinon of B&B.....
Posted: 2003-05-31 05:56pm
by YT300000
Tribun wrote:You seem to have a REALLY low opinon of B&B.....
TOS: Good
TNG: Good
DS9: A Little Bit Worse
Voyager: Bad (B&B took over)
Enterprise: Ackkkk!! My Brain!!
Posted: 2003-06-01 08:37am
by Tribun
You mean:
The Excellent,
the Good,
the Adequate,
the Bad
and the Ugly.
Re: the truth behind Enterprise
Posted: 2003-06-01 09:40am
by Xon
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Typhonis 1 wrote:I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.
Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.
A wildly inaccurate work of historical fiction. Interesting take on it. Perhaps Nog is the author.
Most historical fiction is wildly inaccurate. Normal history is
boring, since the federation is filled with artistic types and marketing people, thing of all the changes you could do to make it
interesting (ie make random changes for the hell of it)