Movie stars you would like to have sex with

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I would Slam Catherine Zeta Jones

I would Pork Julia Roberts
1
2%
I would Stuff Natalie Portman
22
38%
I would Jam Jennifer Lopez
0
No votes
I would Tear up Shannon elizabeth
3
5%
I would Nail Halle Berry
8
14%
I would Hammer Elizabeth Hurley
6
10%
I would Pound Heather Graham
4
7%
I would (Blank) this (Movie star)
14
24%
 
Total votes: 58

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Who would you like to have sex with. Sorry i went a little over board with the poll
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A tie!

Better yet, they all get to fight naked over who gets to bang me.
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I'd let orlando bloom ravage me >D
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So many choices...where's the "I'll take all of 'em!" poll option? :wink:
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I would let Claudia Christian frell me till I pass out. :D (Yes, she did star in a movie. Remember "The Chase" with Charlie Sheen? She played the mother of that girl.)
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The question would have been so much easier if you had asked which one not. My answer in that case would have been Julia Roberts, but since you didn't, it's to difficult for me to actually choose between one of those.
So because of you fault in my next erotic dream there will not be only one of them, there will be all of them (except Julia Roberts of course).
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I'm thinking big orgy.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

D: All of the above.

I'd have to add more to the list of course.....
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Lopez (depending on how big her butt is) and Berry are the only hotties on that list

I would shag the following:

Vivica Fox
Kim Basinger
Jeri Ryan
Salma Hayek

some others I can't remember >.<
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Hamel wrote:Lopez (depending on how big her butt is) and Berry are the only hotties on that list

I would shag the following:

Vivica Fox
Kim Basinger
Jeri Ryan
Salma Hayek

some others I can't remember >.<
Shit i forgot salma hayek.
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Russell Crowe, Harrison Ford, Gabriel Byrne, and Jon Stewart.

Oh, the things I would do to them... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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I am thinking orgy.

The batch you have given is like Lays Potato chips...just can't have one.
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Ghost Rider wrote:I am thinking orgy.

The batch you have given is like Lays Potato chips...just can't have one.
Or Pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop.

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I say this poll is extremely sexist, and I wouldn't mind banging Natalie Portman.
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I bet Milla Jovovich would be a tiger in the sack.
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Your verbs are too mysogynistic. :P

I'd sleep with Halle Berry. :mrgreen:

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I picked Heather Graham; although I could and would sleep with a few of the others, like Halle Barrey. :wink:
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Actually among the girls I would like to go down with the most, none of them are movie stars. :P
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Cameron Diaz is not up there!

I'll take Elizabeth Hurley.
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Vympel wrote:Famke Janssen.
CRAP you beat me to the punch. :(
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I would take Natalie Portman from that list and make sweet love to her. But my favourite woman wasn't there. For a woman not on the list look no further then Laetita Casta. Ok she's french but it's only french men who ruin the whole thing.
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Darth Pounder wrote:I would take Natalie Portman from that list and make sweet love to her. But my favourite woman wasn't there. For a woman not on the list look no further then Laetita Casta. Ok she's french but it's only french men who ruin the whole thing.
Thats why there is a...I would(Blank)this(Movie Star) choice.
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