17 yahrens old

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-06-01 02:05am

i am officially seventeen yahrens old as of yesterday. I'm so special, i should ride a short bus.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-01 02:07am

Alles gute zum geburtstag!

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-06-01 02:08am

Don't knock the short bus. I've ridden on one before.

No, I wasn't retarded, it was to go to a special behavior class because I was an 8-year old prick.

Congrats, Hero of Shadow Moses. Use this time to beat up fellow minors and commit petty vandalism while you still can get away with it.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-06-01 02:09am

UltraViolence83 wrote: Congrats, Hero of Shadow Moses.

If i ever get a custom title, that'll probably be it.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-06-01 02:14am

Hehe...I would like one called "Hence the Psuedomyn," "Sick Puppy" or "True to His Name" or something else that accenuates my ...ultraviolent tendencies.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-01 01:47pm

Well, happy birthday! Only 365 more days until you can vote, smoke, join the army, and rent porn! (Or at least legally)

Speaking of short buses, I rode one for my elementary school years, mainly because there were so few students from where I was from that they ddin't need a bigger bus. But, those were 4-5 rows, I've seen shorter. The ones with 2-3 rows and the big door on the side for wheelchairs are probably the retard buses.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-01 02:07pm

Congradulations!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-01 02:10pm

I myself also am celebrating a birthday today. I am now 22.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-01 02:23pm

Congrats, ich bin neunzehn jahre alt.

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-06-01 02:30pm

Ditto me for the B-day...33

...shit.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-01 03:41pm

Phil Skayhan wrote:Ditto me for the B-day...33

...shit.

Oh my...that's like a third of the way to death dude.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-01 03:47pm

Happy birthday, you are now one year closer to death.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-06-01 03:47pm

Harpy B-Day. And I turned 35 on Feb.28th, so knock it off, whippersnappers. Or I'll roll my iron lung over your toes.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-01 03:50pm

Coyote wrote:Harpy B-Day. And I turned 35 on Feb.28th, so knock it off, whippersnappers. Or I'll roll my iron lung over your toes.

You'll never catch me, you old geezer! You can wave your broom at me all you want, but I'll NEVER get off your lawn!

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-06-01 03:52pm

Congratulations, youngun.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 04:15pm

Hehehe, you're a month younger then me...I think I shall call you youngun for it as well.

MWAHAHAHA!

*Get's smacked upside the head by one of the older members.* Hmph, I never get to have any fun...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-06-01 05:17pm

Rye wrote:
Phil Skayhan wrote:Ditto me for the B-day...33

...shit.
Oh my...that's like a third of the way to death dude.

A third? How long you planning to live?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-01 08:24pm

Darth Pounder wrote:
Rye wrote:
Phil Skayhan wrote:Ditto me for the B-day...33

...shit.
Oh my...that's like a third of the way to death dude.
A third? How long you planning to live?

Hmmm...
Someone can't multiply by 3....
Well probably the best for the genepool

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-06-01 09:32pm

A Battlestar Galactica yahren ain't a full year, dude. You were 17 yahrens old quite some time ago.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-06-02 03:35am

happy birthday to SolidSnake, Wicked Pilot, and Phil

Wedge · Post by **Wedge** » 2003-06-02 02:19pm

Happy birthday, with 17 I started University, and living alone. I Hope you have the same luck

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-02 07:52pm

As for 17 years, I just realized something: In Ethiopia, SolidSnake would be having a mid-life crisis at his age.

Just remember: Live every day as if it was the first day of the rest of your life, but today is your last day.

Damn dyslexia. I must have mixed the two sayings up. Oh well, it's not as if they were relevant anyway. I just wanted to make this post look like it had actual content.

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-06-02 08:25pm

Zum geburtstag viel gluck!
Siebzehn jahren, es ist sehr schon!

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-06-03 12:53am

Happy Birthday! Only 4 more years until you can legally drink!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-03 03:37am

Happy Birthday. I'm 8 months older than you.
Heh heh heh.