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Christ, what sort of joker misses that?!
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My god that sucks and there is no way to get rid of that shit.
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I would normally dislike people throwing lawsuits around, but this one is pretty much justified.



How the hell did the school authorities miss that blister???
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Shinova wrote:I would normally dislike people throwing lawsuits around, but this one is pretty much justified.



How the hell did the school authorities miss that blister???
Not only that but that kid has to know he has herpes. WTF is he doing wrestling, he must be out of his mind.
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Ive decided never to take up wrestling. give me something safe, like swordplay.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:Ive decided never to take up wrestling. give me something safe, like swordplay.
According to some of the stories I've heard, wrestlers (the ones at my school, anyways) like to engage in 'swordplay' in the locker room...
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Wow, looks like someone got burned.
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There's a reason I don't wrestle. Actually, many many reasons. This is only one of them.
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How did they miss it? It was oozing puss!
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:Ive decided never to take up wrestling. give me something safe, like swordplay.
According to some of the stories I've heard, wrestlers (the ones at my school, anyways) like to engage in 'swordplay' in the locker room...
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another reason I never joined a sport in high school.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:How did they miss it? It was oozing puss!
If i was his opponent and i saw oozing puss. I would of said "fuck that, you win" and walked off the mat.
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As a former wrestler who contracted both ringworm on my arm and had to have surgery for another related infection on the crown of my skull, I can tell you that it's often a quick look-over and not a thorough search that most kids get.

The mats are disgusting even if washed daily. Everybody wants to wrestle, not necessarily "be safe." Only a handful of referees really care about safety equipment; removing the other guy's headgear so it falls over his eyes is a common result of a good move and, if never rectified, leads to an almost immediate pin.
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I dunno. would you take 20k for herpes?
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No.
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Aw shit

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What is it with Herpes that makes it so that you cannot get rid of it?
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you guys know that fark.com is a satire site, right?
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Hmm think you need to read this:

http://www.ashastd.org/hrc/educate.html
How common is herpes?

* About 50 percent to 80 percent of the adult population in the United States has oral herpes.
* Most people contract oral herpes when they are children by receiving a kiss from a friend or relative.
* About one in five adults in the United States has genital herpes, however as many as 90 percent are unaware that they have the virus
* Anyone who is sexually active can contract genital herpes.
What is the treatment for herpes?

* Currently, there is no treatment to cure herpes; however, there is no cure for any virus at this point.
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Hethrir wrote:you guys know that fark.com is a satire site, right?
No it isn't. Fark is simply a collection of links updated everyday, it has very little organic content. yay for archaic words! The story itself is found here.
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whoooops! My bad...that's serious then!

I was thinking of http://www.thetoque.com/
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Not as bad as possible, that's probably type I herpes, I think that's what they call it, where it's only on the face. Generally only comes out in times of stress, and even so not for long. It's possible to be transmitted to a child, thus I think I may have gotten it from my father who got it from his father who got it from who knows where, but it really isn't that contagious.
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HSV Type 1 is the kind he probably has.
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phongn wrote:HSV Type 1 is the kind he probably has.
Which leaves me wondering how in all the hells he was able to get $125,000 from the school. :?
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