aha, a new one!

[Enforcer Talen]

The only thing I don't like is at the end when it says you will receive a miricle tomorrow if you send this to 8 people.
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Please take a moment to relax your mind and humble your heart to

focus on Christ. Allow God, to be the only person on your mind while you read this prayer. If we can take the time to read long jokes, stories, etc., we should give the same respect to this prayer. Friends that pray together, stay together.
Dear Lord, I thank You for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness.

Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this
day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the
best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from
You.
Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things.
Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over. Let me continue to see sin through God's eyes and acknowledge it as evil.
And when I sin, let me repent, and confess with my mouth my
wrongdoing, and receive the forgiveness of God.
And when this world closes in on me, let me remember Jesus' example -to slip away and find a quiet place to pray. It's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. I know that when I can't pray, You listen to my heart. Continue to use me to do Your will.
Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others. Keep me
strong that I may help the weak. Keep me uplifted that I may have
words of encouragement for others. I pray for those that are lost and
can't find their way. I pray for those that are misjudged and
misunderstood. I pray for those who don't know You intimately. I pray for those that will delete this without sharing it with others. I pray for those that don't believe. But I thank you that I believe.
I believe that God changes people and God changes things. I pray for all my sisters and brothers. For each and every family member in
their households. I pray for peace, love and joy in their homes that
they are out of debt and all their needs are met.
I pray that every eye that reads this knows there is no problem,
circumstance, or situation greater than God. Every battle is in Your
hands for You to fight. I pray that these words be received into the
hearts of every eye that sees them and every mouth that confesses them willingly.
This is my prayer.
In Jesus' Name, Amen.
If you prayed this prayer, change the number in the subject box
before forwarding the message so people can SEE how many people have done so. God Bless!!!!!!!!!!!
Just repeat this phrase and see how God moves!!
Lord I love you and I need you, come into my heart, please.
Pass this message to 8 people except you and me.
You will receive a miracle tomorrow.
Don't ignore and God will bless you.
Know that you are already blessed by the person whom sent this to
you.

[DPDarkPrimus]

Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things.

Now thats FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[neoolong]

Considering that next to nobody reads long chain crap, it's a pretty big assumption that somebody would carefully read this like the letter says.

[Howedar]

Out of curiosity, what was the number at the time?

[Enforcer Talen]

number?

[neoolong]

number?

Probably what number of the 8 from the person who sent it to you.