Republican Babe of the Week

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-06-16 07:18pm

http://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/

We've apparently got Shannon Doherty, Sarah Michelle Geller and Emma Caufield.

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RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-16 07:27pm

"...and that's why the liberal wing of the Democratic party actually HELPS us, by driving the moderate center right into our arms. Apparently, they haven't learned from our own mistakes with the Christian Right."

"Ohhh...you're making me horny."

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-16 07:47pm

Isn't that a bit sad though? Since when do conservatives resort to mass sex appeal anyway? "Hrm, polls show that people think that the GOP isn't attractive enough... send in the token sex appeal!" It's only slightly less silly that the website selling overpriced Conservative ice cream.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-06-16 07:55pm

Ann Coulter is a babe? These people have failed.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-16 07:58pm

Hamel wrote:Ann Coulter is a babe? These people have failed.

Ack! I didn't see that! Ole Misses McFanged-Snatch herself! Wow, they have failed.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-06-16 08:05pm

mary rottencrotch

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-16 08:39pm

You forgot Monica Crowley!!!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-06-16 09:36pm

Hamel wrote:Ann Coulter is a babe? These people have failed.

Ann Coulter is more than balanced out by this:

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-06-16 09:38pm

And this:

Leeann Tweeden
http://www.jerseygop.com/RepublicanBabes44.html

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-16 09:40pm

The whole playboy mansion couldn't balance out Anne Coulter.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-06-16 10:36pm

You also forgot to mention Kathy Ireland!

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-06-16 10:41pm

My, thats very....strange.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-06-16 11:11pm

Alex Moon wrote:http://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/

We've apparently got Shannon Doherty, Sarah Michelle Geller and Emma Caufield. [/i]

That is seriously bizarre.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-06-17 12:03am

Sigh. Kennedy (remember her from MTV?) is on there. <remembers teenage crush on Lisa Kennedy.>

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-06-17 12:40am

Condoleeza Rice is not a babe.

God they were desperate with this one.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-17 12:43am

I'd also like to know where they found out that the ladies in question are in fact Republicans. The GOP has never really attracted hot female celebrities. Hot college girls, on the other hand...

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-17 02:22am

Probably saw them at fundraisers or something.

You know, I never thought I'd see a website called HOTCONSERVATIVECHICKS.COM

Its probably going to live up to its name, too!

Woah... I can see her... KNEES!

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-06-17 02:27am

Hot chicks with money and Republican Party membership, eh? Wow, yet another category of women that you single guys can pretend you have a shot at

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-06-17 02:31am

Hey, don't knock it man!

I'm just looking for a single, conservative, Christian girl who I can...

...

...ok, I don't know what we could do, but it would be SUPER-NEATO!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-17 02:41am

AdmiralKanos wrote:Hot chicks with money and Republican Party membership, eh? Wow, yet another category of women that you single guys can pretend you have a shot at

Pah. The real poontang is at the conservative college journalist conventions. Hundreds of college students flown out at someone else's expense to a resort with an open bar in a warm-weather city in the middle of winter for what amount to a cheerleading session for the Vast-Right Wing Conspiracy, 18-22 division. Just be sure you find the table with the libertarians and not the Christian conservatives (though the Christian girls are invariably hot and some guys might be up for the challenge--and if you "convert" her, you've struck pure gold).

The biggest problem is that the guys typically outnumber the girls. The solution to this is to drink less than the competition, find a girl who subscribes to the same ideaological flavor of conservatism as you (i.e., if you're an anarcho-capitalist, find an anarcho-capitalist so you can agree with each other for several hours--this is what conservative college students do instead of flirting) and make the most eloquent arguments in favor of your position while in larger groups (in the earlier stages, you might have to establish your alpha male status by yelling and banging on the table to empahsize your points).

Naturarally, I completely failed at getting laid at any of these. It was not completely my fault. My company included a hardcore Catholic conservative (so my agreeing-with sessions were invariably interrupted with arguments) and a ninny. I took comfort in the fact that, 1) They didn't get any either, and 2) there was an open bar.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-17 02:42am

EDIT: Now that I think about it, the presense of the open bar may also have sabotaged my efforts ("drink less than the competition" and all that).

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-06-17 03:49am

That is seriously bizarre.

... Because Republicans aren't allowed to be attractive...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-17 04:02am

SPOOFE wrote:
That is seriously bizarre.
... Because Republicans aren't allowed to be attractive...

Didn't you know? The Republican by-laws say that members of the GOP must be ugly middle aged or older anglo-saxon protestant males with an income of 100,000 dollars annually or greater who regard anyone different them with great distaste to outright cross burning hatred.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-06-17 04:53am

I'm a really lousy Republican, then.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-17 10:51am

Alex Moon wrote:http://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/

Where's Ysanne Isard?

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