sleazy sixties smut book covers

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-20 06:52am

satan was a lesbian! LMFAO

BTW, i thought Satan was an evolutionary biologist?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-20 11:10am

Now where can we actually read one of these?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-06-20 02:02pm

Well in a few translation's Lucifer was "In Love" with god, and being an angel can assume any form....

Darn all of those shapeshifters ARE PERVS....

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-20 02:08pm

*clutches stomach to try to stop laughing* "Satan was a lesbian"....hahahHAHahHaHah haH Ah haH AH ahH ahhahah haha.....ow.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-20 02:54pm

No I'm not. Er...I mean, Damn you, you found out my secret identity. *runs away*

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-20 03:06pm

Where might one apply for the 'Matador of Shame' job? and 21 gay street, bah! thats just einey's house.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-20 06:41pm

Is it just me or do you think the guy on the cover looks like James Bond?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-20 06:51pm

That's some quality reading right there. I'd read those books.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-20 11:16pm

RedImperator wrote:That's some quality reading right there. I'd read those books.

Seconded!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-06-21 12:53am

Too funny!

Any more titles like this?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-21 01:09am

Bwahahahaha! Excellent! Those books are the campiest things I've ever seen!

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-21 03:54am

SATAN is a hacking tool.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-21 04:09am

Col. Crackpot wrote:satan was a lesbian! LMFAO

That's nothing - Slaanesh is bisexual.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-21 05:32am

THAT's NOTHING
Cthuulhu eats people.
*Yum soylent people!*

That is hilarious.

satan was a lesbian! LMFAO

BTW, i thought Satan was an evolutionary biologist?

Why not both, plenty of lesbians are college grads. Well most of the ones I know are.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-06-21 05:45am

Gil Hamilton wrote:Bwahahahaha! Excellent! Those books are the campiest things I've ever seen!

You should see the "Nazi dominatrixs abusing poor G.I.s" covers

which aren't on the site.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-21 06:59am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:THAT's NOTHING
Cthuulhu eats people.
*Yum soylent people!*

Cthuulhu?? Who's that?? A crazy clone of Cthulhu?

BTW, now we are TWO SD.Net posters who have The Devil as their avatar! Welcome in the "Devil Avatar Club", closet sci-fi fan!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-06-21 07:03am

I don't know what SyntaxVorlon's avatar is, but it doesn't look like the devil.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-21 07:26am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:BTW, now we are TWO SD.Net posters who have The Devil as their avatar! Welcome in the "Devil Avatar Club", closet sci-fi fan!

True, but his is from a cheesy pulp novel cover, as oppossed to a very odd Mexican holiday film.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-21 04:27pm

My avatar is TMA-1 with a transparent vorlon w/encountersuit layered on top.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-22 04:06am

Vympel wrote:I don't know what SyntaxVorlon's avatar is, but it doesn't look like the devil.

I was referring to closet sci-fi fan's avatar.

Darth Gojira wrote:True, but his is from a cheesy pulp novel cover, as oppossed to a very odd Mexican holiday film.

BTW, my avatar isn't really Lucifer - but his right-hand man, Pitch. (The only demon I've heard of, who has a digestion problem!)

But it's still a devil!!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-22 07:35am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Vympel wrote:I don't know what SyntaxVorlon's avatar is, but it doesn't look like the devil.
I was referring to closet sci-fi fan's avatar.

Darth Gojira wrote:True, but his is from a cheesy pulp novel cover, as oppossed to a very odd Mexican holiday film.
BTW, my avatar isn't really Lucifer - but his right-hand man, Pitch. (The only demon I've heard of, who has a digestion problem!)

But it's still a devil!!

True, but why not get the real deal? Ah well, most people don't recognize Pitch anyhow. I myself only watched part of the movie by accident, then read the review at "Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension" for details.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-22 02:17pm

Darth Gojira wrote: True, but why not get the real deal?

Do they really look that different??

BTW, why would anyone name a devil "Pitch"?? I think that "Bal-Karnaim The Unstoppable" or "Shaggathoth Corpseripper, Almighty Battle-Lord of the Daemonic Horde" sound much more ominous.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-22 03:46pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote: True, but why not get the real deal?
Do they really look that different??

BTW, why would anyone name a devil "Pitch"?? I think that "Bal-Karnaim The Unstoppable" or "Shaggathoth Corpseripper, Almighty Battle-Lord of the Daemonic Horde" sound much more ominous.

Or Limbaugh.
*Shudder

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-23 04:51am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote: True, but why not get the real deal?
Do they really look that different??

BTW, why would anyone name a devil "Pitch"?? I think that "Bal-Karnaim The Unstoppable" or "Shaggathoth Corpseripper, Almighty Battle-Lord of the Daemonic Horde" sound much more ominous.
Or Limbaugh.
*Shudder

Or.... Henry Morris.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-06-23 05:14am

Yes, lets not stereotype here, demonic beings from the darkest pits of Hell have as much to be called Freda, Simon or Geoffery as the rest of you...