Create your own Voyager Plot

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2003-06-26 03:36am

Got the idea from First TV Drama.com

Careless

Once again to satisfy her Exploratory urges, Janeway takes the ship into an anomaly that causes Seven of Nine to turn into Janet Reno.

A Pup Named Voyager

The Characters from a "Pup named scooby-doo" TV series from the late 80's and early 90's are teleported into the future by a subspace distortion and causes the ship to turn into a monster. Red Herring takes Janeway and Chakotay hostage.

Grand Theft Voyager

Voyager is taken over(once again) by the infamous 21th century carjacker Tommy Vercelli from Grand theft auto

Endgame

Voyager crashes into the UFP building and The Federation compares it to the infamous incident in 2001(No need to tell you what) and Afterwards we get a live TV broadcast of berman and braga being tortured by a plasma torch weilding Gene Roddenberry.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-26 03:50am

Dennis Toy wrote:the infamous incident in 2001

Trek's point of divergance is in 1997 or before. Al Quaeda were probably hunded down and destroyed by Khan Noonien Singh for daring to commint acts of terror in asia (Kahn's domain)

Nice idea isn't it?

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2003-06-26 03:57am

Voyager goes into an anomoly which causes them to be stuck in an endless timeloop starting 5 seconds before Voyager is destroyed and ending Janeway is covered in gasoline and set on fire by an exploding console

Adrian Tullberg · Post by **Adrian Tullberg** » 2003-06-26 04:19am

While Cptn Janeway tries to deal with a dangerous subspace anolmoy, HoloDoc teaches Seven of Nine about this strange thing humans call 'fellatio'.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-06-26 04:53am

Chacotay makes a deal with Q with Q returning the Voyager to the Alpha Quadrant. Payment: 1 Captain Janeway, no delivery, must collect. And most definitely no return!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-06-26 07:55am

Voyager encounters a Borg cube. They try to just blast it like usual, but this time the Borg actually adapt and act like they originally did. Faced with this situation, Janeway finds herself able to do nothing. The Borg slics and dice Voyager and the crew becomes assimilated.

At the end of this episode, Q pops in, looks directly in the camera and says, "oh, about this series called 'Voyager,' just kidding!"

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-06-26 08:10am

Torres is getting laid by Seven and thus neither is there to keep the warp core from exploding. Pretty fireworks ensue.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-06-26 09:21am

Voyager detects a ship of unknown origin and design and decides to check it out. Scans show 1317 life forms on board, and on the hull is written SDnet. Janeway gives a thirty-minuet speech about first contact, before contacting the commander of the new ship, Darth Wong. After a brief conversation, the two decide to have a meeting face to face. Unable to use her transporters, due to SDnet's hull makeup, the two ships must dock.
Janeway and her core crew wait at the airlock, excited to meet these new humans, who have found their way into the Delta Quadrant. The airlocks open and nothing, just darkness. All of the sudden, the distinct
snap,hiss of igniting lightsabers, can be heard, before being drowned out by the sound of plasma rifle fire, rail gun shots, and other kick ass weapons. Teh Flamewarriors have arrived.
The Flamewarriors rush the ship, and start mowing down Voyagers crew. The red shirts are unable to put up much resistance, due to thier inablity to cope with the sheer violance, and fowl mouths of the Flamewarriors. After a half hour, all hands are lost, and the Flamewarriors return to their ship.
SDnet undocks, fires on Voyager, destroying it, and continues its journey to a galaxcy far, far away.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-06-26 09:46am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Voyager detects a ship of unknown origin and design and decides to check it out. Scans show 1317 life forms on board, and on the hull is written SDnet. Janeway gives a thirty-minuet speech about first contact, before contacting the commander of the new ship, Darth Wong. After a brief conversation, the two decide to have a meeting face to face. Unable to use her transporters, due to SDnet's hull makeup, the two ships must dock.
Janeway and her core crew wait at the airlock, excited to meet these new humans, who have found their way into the Delta Quadrant. The airlocks open and nothing, just darkness. All of the sudden, the distinct
snap,hiss of igniting lightsabers, can be heard, before being drowned out by the sound of plasma rifle fire, rail gun shots, and other kick ass weapons. Teh Flamewarriors have arrived.
The Flamewarriors rush the ship, and start mowing down Voyagers crew. The red shirts are unable to put up much resistance, due to thier inablity to cope with the sheer violance, and fowl mouths of the Flamewarriors. After a half hour, all hands are lost, and the Flamewarriors return to their ship.
SDnet undocks, fires on Voyager, destroying it, and continues its journey to a galaxcy far, far away.

You know, they get off much too easily in there. Author must be some kinda B&B-worshipping Trekkie

I'd fully expect our captain to just tow the Voyager back to all the people Janeway offended and then lean back and watch.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-06-26 10:15am

Jawawithagun wrote: You know, they get off much too easily in there. Author must be some kinda B&B-worshipping Trekkie

Mr., if I had a rubber hose, I'd beat you so hard...

I'd fully expect our captain to just tow the Voyager back to all the people Janeway offended and then lean back and watch.

But my way, we get to have the fun. Think about it, the fun of stabbing Nilix (spelling? aw who cares) in the face with a light saber. The joy of seeing 7 take a rail gun slug in the chest, woo hoo, she's like a piñata, silicone for everyone.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-06-26 10:27am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:
Jawawithagun wrote: You know, they get off much too easily in there. Author must be some kinda B&B-worshipping Trekkie
Mr., if I had a rubber hose, I'd beat you so hard...

Promises promises...

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:
I'd fully expect our captain to just tow the Voyager back to all the people Janeway offended and then lean back and watch.
But my way, we get to have the fun. Think about it, the fun of stabbing Nilix (spelling? aw who cares) in the face with a light saber. The joy of seeing 7 take a rail gun slug in the chest, woo hoo, she's like a piñata, silicone for everyone.

Like I said, let them off too easily. I mean, here we have a ship full of training dummys to train our interrogation droids on and what do you do? shoot them!

Heck, we even could inject Janeway with some of Seven's nanobots, surgically remove the bots and funky bits again (anesthetics? what anesthetics?), let her heal up in a bacta tank and start the procedure anew.

Seven, I'm sure she'll appreciate it when we lock her in an utility closet with a horde of SB babies

And Neelix ... we'll just remove his vocal chords...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-26 10:33am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Voyager detects a ship of unknown origin and design and decides to check it out. Scans show 1317 life forms on board, and on the hull is written SDnet. Janeway gives a thirty-minuet speech about first contact, before contacting the commander of the new ship, Darth Wong. After a brief conversation, the two decide to have a meeting face to face. Unable to use her transporters, due to SDnet's hull makeup, the two ships must dock.
Janeway and her core crew wait at the airlock, excited to meet these new humans, who have found their way into the Delta Quadrant. The airlocks open and nothing, just darkness. All of the sudden, the distinct
snap,hiss of igniting lightsabers, can be heard, before being drowned out by the sound of plasma rifle fire, rail gun shots, and other kick ass weapons. Teh Flamewarriors have arrived.
The Flamewarriors rush the ship, and start mowing down Voyagers crew. The red shirts are unable to put up much resistance, due to thier inablity to cope with the sheer violance, and fowl mouths of the Flamewarriors. After a half hour, all hands are lost, and the Flamewarriors return to their ship.
SDnet undocks, fires on Voyager, destroying it, and continues its journey to a galaxcy far, far away.

You;ve been reading my incredibly one sided fanfic haven't you?

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-06-26 10:36am

NecronLord wrote: You;ve been reading my incredibly one sided fanfic haven't you?

One-sided? I didn't notice. I mean, Seven gets to be one of the good guys and Janeway serves the greater good. What more could a V'ger fan ask for?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-26 10:46am

Jawawithagun wrote:One-sided? I didn't notice. I mean, Seven gets to be one of the good guys and Janeway serves the greater good. What more could a V'ger fan ask for?

The good guys?

BTW, it's Voy. V'ger is the super uber mega probe in TMP.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-06-26 10:57am

NecronLord wrote:
Jawawithagun wrote:One-sided? I didn't notice. I mean, Seven gets to be one of the good guys and Janeway serves the greater good. What more could a V'ger fan ask for?
The good guys?

Well, wholesale destruction, world domination and extermination of all lesser races... who wouldn't like that?

BTW, it's Voy. V'ger is the super uber mega probe in TMP.

Yes, right. But, darn, their ability to survive despite their own incompetence in everything but making enemies has to count for uber mega too - and who wouldn't wish for them to imitate V'ger and just drop out of space?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-26 11:01am

Jawawithagun wrote: Well, wholesale destruction, world domination and extermination of all lesser races... who wouldn't like that?

Subjugation, they only exterminate those who oppose them.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-06-26 11:20am

You make a good point. Not all of us would take joy in the wholesale slaughter of the Voyager crew. Plus we have a long trip ahead of us, and need entertainment, so a compromise is in order. Not all get killed. We'll bring back a good number for you sick, sadistic, mad scientist type to play with.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-26 12:42pm

You called?

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-06-27 07:02am

Due to a tachyonic graviton inversion phenomena, a Hentai Tentacle Beast(TM) is brought on board. Much amusement ensues, but tragically the ship is saved, when the beast commits suicide rather than come within fifty feet of Janeway.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-27 01:07pm

Not really all you need is one that doesnt use eyes but goes by smell*VEG* then Janeway can get whats comming to her. Angel of Darkness 2 has a good example of a sightless tentacle horror

CNS Sarajevo · Post by **CNS Sarajevo** » 2003-07-03 01:36pm

Star Trek: The Prisoner

Captain Picard becomes fed up with the Federation's bulls*** and resigns. Section 31 thinks he might be under the influence of a rival government -- not the Borg, I'm sick of them -- kidnaps him, and takes him to an unknown colony known only as The Village.

You are number six.....

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-07-03 01:47pm

Voyager travels back in time to Enterprise! But when Janeway boards the ship, the computer identifies her as poop and she disappears. Unable to find their Captain, Voyager returns to their time, but do get a pair of boots as compensation.

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